i save people from attacks by the radioactive toasters. and no one else can see them... SO THERE!!!!!

That is.......
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Awesome!!


That means you can save me from the Ninja monkey squirrels!

oh i'm sure i could. im special like that.

melissa... your cat is not a whore, he is a beast.

You are my savior... :D

i do what i can


and i wrote more index cards!! i am on fire tonight!!!!

so. my husband wants a bullet in his head because his work sucks so bad. looks like ill be in the market for another one soon.

Well at least someone is gettin work done lol

i can be your husband.

well, i figured since in the past two weeks i have only gone to two classes, the least i could do was write a couple of index cards.

Am i gonna witness another wedding? :rofl: ... at least this one is interesting

I take it that you don't like that school thing?

the most interesting is when i marry my friend amanda. we have gotten married four times already. once was a jewish wedding. a couple of times it was out of wedlock... but then we had a fourth trimester abortion after the baby got its legs bit off by a shark on our honeymoon. and the plant tried to kill her because it was jealous. and the one time we threw our fuzzy bacon baby on the porch. cause thats what you do with babies.

i do. but somehow i dont end up going. i tried the one time.. i even drove there, but it didnt work

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ... Will you marry me? I've never met anyone stranger then me lol... except for you lol

I've done that numerous time before... always seems to be something different that changed my mind tho

well you will have to check with my wife on that one. actually she was my husband three of the four times. the last time we thought it would be nice to switch it up.
and you havent even begun to see the strange that is megan.

Sweet!!! Can I watch? Or atleast video tape?

LoL.. I'm sure I can keep up with ya tho

I friggin knew you were gonna say that :rofl:

you're a whore. did you see how i was talking about you? i did it just so that you could be sure to be paranoid!

actually, last time i got married to her i had a potatoe masher in my hair. then it turned into the fuzzy bacon baby and was left on the porch.... well, really in the mail box. but then the mail man left it on the porch the next morning

lol... I left a squirrel locked in the mail box and watched it attack the mail man lol

poor squirrel.

only if you can video tape from the grave..

killing the husband?