Cause it won't happen.

Why lousy tires?

Cause that's what the previous owner put on them & they've still got a lot of meat left on them.


What should I expect to run? 13.8 first time out with a magnaflow & lid + 95*F heat.

13.0

Why are you hopes up?

Cause, with the exception of a 160* Stat & a UDP, this probably the end of the performance mods for this car.


When does Island close for the season?

That is not a question.

Why is that?

Because you typed while I was editing.


Are you going to look again?

yes, and no clue.


Now why are you stopping at bolt ons?

Daily driver. Also hoping to get into a CTS-V by next year.


Will you break 902k by the end of the night?

IDK, kinda drunk.


SHould I sleep or drink?

easiest question ever. DRINK

why are u typing and wasting valuable drinking time?

I can sip my 100 proof captain.


What should I do with my life?

Hook.



First day back to the gym after a 8-month 'break.' 1 to 10, how sore am I going to be tomorrow afternoon?

Depends on how you push yourself.

What kinda exercise?

Likely Chest-Tris.


Best ab exercise?

I dunno, not concerned with em.

Are you gonna stretch a lot?

No.


Dumb?

Eh, depends on how much weight and how fast you plan on going.


Plan on doing a fast heavy workout?

Not particularly. Normally my Chest-Tris days would consist of Dips-Skull Crushers rotation, bench, pull downs, tight grip bench, & incline. about an hour, start to finish.



What am I doing still awake?

No clue.


How fun is the gym gonna be in 6 hours?

depends on how many meat heads fill the place up.

Should I buy my pistons this week,. or hold out for one more week for them?

Wait one more week.


Why is there a "snooze" option on alarm clocks?

So can sleep for an extra 5 minutes...

Am i crazy for riding my bicycle to work?

depends...


how far is work?

:dancing:



Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

The same reason there is a blatant error in the hotdog/bun ratio in which they are sold.

why are alpha 1 agonists and beta 2 agonists basically the opposite of each other?