Mojito

Ingredients:
2-3 oz Light rum Juice of 1 Lime (1 oz)
2 tsp Sugar
2-4 Mint sprigs Soda water

Orgasm

1/2 oz white Creme de Cacao
1/2 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Triple sec
1/2 oz Vodka
1 oz Light cream

Mountain F**k

Ingredients:
1 can Mountain Dew
5 shots Aftershock

Fat Hooker

1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Peach schnapps
1/2 oz Malibu rum
Fill with Orange juice or pineapple juice

Rotten P***y

Ingredients:
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1/2 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Southern Comfort
1/2 oz Malibu rum
1 splash Sour mix
1 splash Pineapple juice

Yukon Dew Me

2 oz Yukon Jack
8 oz Mountain Dew

Molson

Nasty Bitch

Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Tequila
1/2 oz Cointreau

Hurts You Right Here!


1 shot Aftershock
1 shot Goldschlager

Extremely Drunk

Ingredients:
1 oz Tequila
1/2 oz Vodka
1/4 oz Jägermeister
1/4 oz Cranberry juice
1/4 oz Grenadine

Kung Fu

3 cl Jägermeister
2 cl Pisang Ambon
Fill with Cola

Up all night

Ingredients:
1 can Red Bull
1 shot Jägermeister

Time of the month

3 oz Bacardi Limon
2 oz Peach schnapps
2 oz Malibu rum
1 oz Sloe gin
Ice cubes

Ti**y Excreation

Ingredients:
1/3 Butterscotch schnapps
2/3 Mountain Dew

Neutron Bomb

1/3 oz Butterscotch schnapps
1/3 oz Bailey's irish cream
1/3 oz Kahlua

Bald Pu$$y

Ingredients:
1 1/2 shot Melon liqueur
1 shot Lime vodka
1 shot Absolut Vodka
1 shot Triple sec
1 1/2 shot Blueberry schnapps
1 splash Lime juice
1 splash 7-Up

Yolanda

1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Brandy
1 oz Sweet Vermouth
1/2 oz Anisette
1 dash Grenadine
Twist of Orange peel

Southern Screw

Ingredients:
2 oz Vodka
2 oz Southern Comfort
6 oz Orange juice (Sunny D)

Wet Snatch

5 parts chopped Ice
3 parts Tequila
1 part Vanilla syrup
2 parts Coconut milk
1 part blue Raspberry juice
2 parts Pineapple juice

Head

Ingredients:
Ice cubes
1 1/2 oz Rum
1 1/2 oz Peach schnapps Fill with Cranberry juice

Dirty Orgasm

1 part Orange liqueur
1 part Galliano
1 part Bailey's irish cream or cream

Mexican Cl!t

Ingredients:
1/2 shot Tequila
1/2 shot Lemon juice

Tropical Hooter

1/2 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur
1/3 oz 7-Up or Sprite
1/3 oz Absolut Citron
1/3 oz Watermelon schnapps

Rooster Pi$$

Ingredients:
1/2 oz Jack Daniels
1/2 oz Cinnamon schnapps

Salty Dog

5 oz Grapefruit juice
1 1/2 oz Gin
1/4 tsp Salt