3rd gens ftl.

Why does your jeep run faster times than every other Jeep I've seen unless it's a V8?

Cuz he has a button that makes it go fast!!!!!


why do wawa's or 7 eleven's have locks on the doors even though they are open 24hrs???

for restocking times when there is only one person there

should i wait a month to prolong my gym membership and go tanning for a month instead or gym instead of tan?

keep hitting the gym and get a spray tan lawls.

if an airplane is on a treadmill that spins in opposite the engine thrust at a velocity exactly opposite the *wheel's* speed can it take off

yes if theres wind

Will people ever learn to drive in the right lane and pass the freakin person when they are in the left lane?

Sure, when they drive on the left hand side of the road.

Why did I start playing fantastic contraption again?

No idea.

what's fantastic contraption?

http://fantasticcontraption.com/

why can't i focus?

I know why it's because you're playing that game. AWESOME link thanks

Has anyone else recently gotten a "vehicle warranty" scam in the mail?

yes and i just throw them out!!!

if you do somthing(wink wink) with a hooker against her will is it considered rape of shoplifting?????

theft of services actually




why cant i even figure out the first stage of that contraption game

Build a triangle to carry the box over using wood to connect the things if thats the level.

Will the moon ever get so far away we wont have wave cycles in the ocean?

if it does, so be it

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

I do that when the buttons are worn out.

Would you go to barette jackson car show?

P.S im already on the level full up on the contraption game.

no because im broke

why is school so lame?

cause only the lame goto school

why can't i beat mission to mars on contraption game?

Becaue its IMPOSSIBLE

Why does NJ suck?

because of the langoliers

black hole?

myth

which are cooler unicorns or leprechauns?

leprechauns

Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?

Repeat!

Why am I not asleep?

the same reason i'm not. we're awake.

how am i going to do on my test tomorrow?

The same as I did on mine today.

How well did I do?

not very well at all




how come the new camaro is IRS

Cause IRS is sexy

How will I do on my mid-term tomorrow morning?