da jenny --->:omg: :pimp:<---- me

:banana: :nutkick: :j/k:

i cringed a little watching that.

heh heh heh heh

girls will never understand how much it hurts to get kicked in the balls...

my friend's semi-ex g/f (they hook up every so often) thinks it's hysterical to hit my friend in the groin. my friend will be lying on the ground in agony, and she thinks it's the funniest thing in the world.

That's SO true. Girls in high school used to complain about snapping bra straps... lol. Nothing compares to the pain of bruised balls. I've been hurt twice and remember everything that happened that day because of it! Once was riding a BMX bike off a ramp... landing didn't go so well. Second time was a lacrosse ball during practice. The lacrosse ball incident made me yack it was that painful.
I was taking horse back riding one summer. 2 guys, 8 girls (it was a GOOD ratio ;) ). One of the lessons was "posting" without the stirrups. All 8 girls had no troubles. This poor kid had to go ahead of me and the horse stumbled, saddle hit his ass pushing him forward cracking his nuts. The injury was so bad that they left camp early because of "medical" problems. Needless to say I refused to ride without the stirrups!
The other time I saw a kid go to the hospital was in 8th grade. I was playing lacrosse for Hopewell Valley when I took a shot and hit the goalie right in the nutz. He had a soft-cup on so again, time for a hospital visit.
I think the only thing that could explain the pain is imagining getting hit in the stomach where the wind gets knocked out of you. Then have a HUGE headache AND stomachache. I bet it feels something like having your pancreas burst.
Now to be all fair... I'd much rather be on the receiving end of a nutz shot than have to give birth! At least women have options (pain killerz, c-section) and are prepared.

getting hit in the nuts has several steps:

1. the initial hit. this hurts bad enough, the groinal area is very sensitive. the slightest tap can hurt.

2. as the pain from the initial hit slowly fades, something much worse comes along. this is a dull, yet intense pain that starts out in your bag. on a scale of 1-10, it's an 11.

3. this pain slowly travels up your groin and into your stomach. the whole time, the pain level remains the same at the source.

4. the stomach pain becomes a nauseating feeling, which is why some men throw up if they are hit hard enough.

5. your legs get weak from the pain, you may have to sit down or bend over for a little while to support yourself.

6. the pain slowly recedes, but it takes several minutes. the only things that help are slow, deep breathing and remaining motionless.

It is NOT, i repeat NOT fun to get hit in the balls. so please, women, think about it before you haul off and :nutkick:

you keep posting the blatant wannabe-pimp posts, you're bound to get shoed in the yambags sooner or later by one of the women.

lol they're not wannabe-pimp posts. I AM a pimp, dammit :pimp:

here's a picture of a room full of all the people who agree with you
http://www.subcentral.ch/images/hist...-raum_leer.jpg

:finger: :loser:

:lol: :wink:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

that's a good chop. you win.

lol haha this is too funny....luv the pic tho....my roommate still doesnt know who u r (she is from pequann)......its drivin her crazy....but yeah umm hmm girls....we need to talk bout who gets who from the site!!! :wink: :nod:

where does your roomate live in pequannock? like what area.

i think we should have an NJFBOA male auction...you ladies have a lot of choices!

umm ill ask when she gets back i forget lol

:rofl: I thought we went through this already...I am female, I posted my pic on like page 1 or 2 (along with crazzy77c3's for the hell of it - it was his prom pic, he took me 3 years after I graduated HS lol). PLUS I was at the meet Saturday. Sheesh.

i know i was kidding. i didn't get to see your boobs though...

all that really matters is who gets me :naughty:

ladies, you can email resumes to nycepants@hotmail.com :wink:

:roll: pat ur silly.... :D :nod:

WOW!! I need to put on a rubber suit so I dont get any of the leg-humping goo on me.

This thread is going in every bad direction.

Guys, just remember will all this can eventually lead. Wife, kids, mortgage, four door commuter car and "happy hour" spent on a highway somewhere between work and home.

Stick to your cars, and the occasional :playboy:

Then my advice is, don't sit in a near proximity to Justin...

hehehe

Ok i bought that idea up like yesterday :twak: Sorry that was a really bad valley girl impersination.