only if enough people wash their cars.

will i pass inspection this summer?

Only if I do.

Is it really supposed to snow?

the weatherman says so.

what's for dinner?

turd sandwich

its REALLY REALLY supposed to snow? like oh mah gah

It will not snow, the wind is blowing form the south bringing warmer air north and causing dew point and air temp to converge to make rain.

Why do the Jonas Brother's suck di**?

because hannah montana has one.

why is a movie about how clive owen out witted denzel washington on BET?

Because it looked like the perfect bank robbery, but you can't judge a crime by its cover.

How does a dense packing of DNA in chromosomes prevent gene expression?

When you pack DNA it makes it unhappy, thus prevents expression.

Should I continue studying, or **** it for today?

**** it, it's friday and there is better stuff to do.

Why is it that the first day it was near 50 degrees in weeks it has to rain?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Should I drive or drink tonight?

You at my house & I am drinking.

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

well i don't know partner??? is it???



why is it when you get old it is hard sometimes you mix up preparation-H with polygrip and then you talk like a a**hole......But then your gums don't itch????

its in the ingredients..

Are they ever going to build anything at ground zero?

should they?

what's on tonight? I can't find ****.

Drink excessively. Its the right thing to do.

Question is what to drink...

Beer, there's so many different kinds. Right now I'm drinking a Hoegarten. mmmmmmm
Why are ricers so stupid?

They aren't stupid in their minds.

Why do they think their cars are fast is the real question.

the same reason they hate V8s

anyone own a kindle?

no they are extremely :gay:

why does jack play such hardball?

Because hes a lousy softball player.

Why do the car shows on Speed & Spike have such crappy hosts?

because people don't watch them for the hosts.

Why?

why not?

mechum or barret jackson auction which do you prefer?

barret jackson

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Because it's better than studying.

Why did Ho Chi Minh say that he would rather "sniff French **** for a while than to eat China's all our lives"?

Paul Mus (googled it...)

Will Matt (gp939gt) puke tonight?