Festivus no-more
 

Due to the events that happened at my last festivus including: my railing on my stairs getting ripped out of the wall, whipped cream getting spilled all over my floor, people locking themselves in my attic, spilled red drinks on a white carpet, pop tart boxes and wrappers and crumbs, left all over my porch along with the porch being left a complete ****in mess (blankets and pillows thrown all over the couch and floor), mirrors getting knocked off the wall. Then the most recent discovery which was made by my mother to make it even worse apparently someone left a beer can in one of her candle holders that was given to her by my step-sister. I got to listen to that for about 30 minutes this morning before i was even awake. So to the ******* that did that THANK YOU. I open the house for people to have a good time, but i don't expect to have to clean up after everyone like they are 5 years old. I don't have these so that my house can be disrespected along with myself. So there will no longer be a May festivus.

good work j0n

There is some truth to the old saying 'no good deed goes unpunished'...

Sucks, such a disregard for other people's stuff. Your parties sounded like tons of fun, too.

i am glad i managed to make it to the last one. sorry to hear that so much stuff got wrecked.

:stupid: :cry:

this truly is a sad day.

RIP Festivus

yup it's effed up, oh well.

:cry:

well i suggest replacing festivus with invite only "themed" get togethers

and yea its messed up that people did that to your house i always had a great time at festivus

Sucks man, really sucks to hear that.

i love how it's strictly my fault...much appreciated matt

youre very welcome :lol:

never made it to one...:cry:

damn school...

sweet....paaaaaaaarrrrrrtyyyyy !!! it aint a party till s*** gets f***** up !

.... me too... :lol:


im sorry to hear about all that stuff getting trashed, maybe its a good thing i only have bbqs outside.. a yard isnt quite as easy to trash, and much easier to clean up.

People are f****** idiots.
End of story.

you host em then

ill have some festivities at my house this summer...pool parties/cookout w.e.... just no broken s*** and no sausage fest!!!

sorry sir... most of our parties are sausage fests... if you've noticed theres not exactly a plethora of females here.. just a few regulars.. people dont go to our parties with the express intent of getting laid.. just good friends, good food, and good booze... well, cheap booze.

pfft i am not a cheap boozer if u havent noticed i only get trashed on the best :}

your a top shelf kind of guy lol

well... he kinda does in a way. You've been there one time I was there IIRC

yep top shelf booze top shelf cloths top shelf pus... im spoiled what can i say

top shelf puke etiquette

i have no comment to the whip cream i cant help that i choked! lol oh god that sounds sooo bad!!