best prank you ever pulled?
 

ok so my girlfriend just dumped me a week before my birthday and me and my buddy were thinking of some good pranks i can pull on her.

was wondering if anybody knew any good ones they did to their ex's or to anyone. i had something in mind but a lot of people would probably be grossed out on this site because everyone is pretty mature.

im not slashing tires or breaking windows, just harmless pranks that me and my friends can get a laugh out of.

but lets hear what you got.

Burn her house down? :mrgreen:

- Justin

I was going to say blow it up, but I guess it's pretty much the same idea :lol:

How about move on and forget about her, that one works for me.

Never fails.

Get her best friend pregnant. We're full of good ideas when we aren't faced with the repercusion.

Eat her cat.

What he said.

Put a load of dog crap in a brown paper bag, light it up and throw it at her front door or bedroom window so it explodes, and throw toilet paper in her trees for her to try and wipe it with, ha ha ha, and then do what the rest of the guys said, move on and forget about her. -Jeff.

Make up some official doctor looking sheet that says you tested positive for aids

yea, just forget her, if anything, try to remember what female friends of yours she didnt like or didnt like u hanging out with/talkign to, and spend more time with them, if she finds out, thatll get to her more, and in the long run thats ur best bet to move on.


as for real pranks for other reasons... ive done some odd ones, some harmless, others a bit more intense, from turning license plates upside down, to removing driveshafts, to balloons full of whipped cream exploding... hell ive even had some plans i havent done yet, but those are really bigger ones, switching cars out for wrecked ones(same make/model), "taser" in passenger seat, "joke" airbag, SWAT raids... etc

It sounds like it's too late to try and make up. :mrgreen:

Sorry, that was too easy. Save yourself some trouble and move on to an even hotter hottie.

I just spit up my soda. lol

or better yet.. take her cat for a while.. then buy her some strange foreign food and convince her you made it and that she ate her own cat

bodyslam her grandmother

move on it easier cause them girl alway **** with u more like brakeing ur phone and keying up ur car

thats a good one!

I agree with Tsar on this one. Move on.

are there any girls she absolutely hates? or she have a sister?

Send pizzas to her house that she didn't order!

Or (more realistically) sign her email up for a ton of spam or her regular address up for a lot of junk mail.

Put ketchup under her door handles and gum on the ground so she steps in it. Rake up a ton of leaves and dump them all on her front lawn. Ha ha. -Jeff.

dead fish under the hood on the exhaust? glue a fake penis to her? shave her head?

When I was at school, when someone's GF left them, since we couldn't leave, we would all write letters telling her how much she sucked etc, and then mail them all at the same time. So like 30 ish letters, all telling you that you suck, all at once.

im trying to forget her shes a whore. dated me for 3 years 2 months...and less than week after we broke up shes hooking up with some weak pansy

so you should do the same....kinda. find a sl00t

that made me LOL. just picturing a stuffffffed mail box lolol