What your car says about you (not my usual spam)
 

Ok, so mebbe it is my usual spam, but anyways



Acura Integra- I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

Acura Legend- I´m too bland for German cars

Acura NSX- I am impotent

Audi 90- I enjoy putting out engine fires

Buick Park Avenue- I am older than 34 of the 50 states

Cadillac Eldorado- I am a very good Mary Kay salesman

Cadillac Seville- I am a pimp

Chevrolet Camaro- I enjoy beating up people

Chevrolet Chevette- I like seeing people´s reactions when I tell them I have a ´Vette

Chevrolet Corvette- I´m in a mid-life crisis

Chevrolet El Camino- I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Chrysler Cordoba- I dig the rich Corinthian leather

Datsun 280Z- I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Dodge Dart- I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower

Dodge Daytona- I delivered pizza for four years to get this car

Ford Fairmont- (See Dodge Dart)

Ford Mustang- I slow down to 85 in school zones

Ford Crown Victoria- I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change lanes when I pull up behind them

Geo Storm- I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.

Geo Tracker- I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.

Honda del Sol- I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all

Honda Civic- I have just graduated and have no credit

Honda Accord- I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Infiniti Q45- I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.

Isuzu Impulse- I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.

Jaguar XJ6- I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.

Kia Sephia- I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp.

Lincoln Town Car- I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Mercury Grand Marquis- (See above)

Mercedes 500SL- I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.

Mercedes 560SEL- I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.

Mazda Miata- I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler

MGB- I am dating a mechanic

Mitsubishi Diamante- I don´t know what it means either

Nissan 300ZX- I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.

Oldsmobile Cutlass- I just stole this car and I´m going to make a....

Peugeot 505 Diesel- I am on the EPA´s Ten Most Wanted List

Plymouth Neon- I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena

Pontiac Trans AM- I have a switchblade in my sock

Porsche 944- I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow- I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal

Saturn SC2- (See Honda Civic)

Subaru Legacy- I have always wanted a Japanese car even more

Toyota Camry- I am still in the closet

Volkswagon Beetle- I still watch Partridge Family reruns

Volkswagon Cabriolet- I am out of the closet

Volkswagon Microbus- I am tripping right now

Volvo 740 Wagon- I am frightened of my wife

Ford F350 4WD Diesel Dualie: ah flunked my CDL.

H2: I'm compensating for everything in my life....

Re: What your car says about you (not my usual spam)
 

So true :kneeslap:

:lol: well done...bout time you posted something worth reading

That list isnt true! when I drove my camaro, I never beat anyone up. When I had my Trans Am, I never once put my switchblade in my sock. And my mustang isnt even roadworthy, how the hell am I supposed to do 85 in a school zone like I'm supposed to? :?

I just noticed this one. For James and Boon

Plymouth Neon- I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena

Plymouth, dodge...same ****
And dont even try and say OMG SRT-4 OWNS J000.....its still a neon

This is OLD!!!

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...ad.php?t=68052

October 2002... and it was even a repost then...

I know its old....But then again so are a lot of people on this board and they forget...

also its a good on in general

Re: What your car says about you (not my usual spam)
 

I dont own a Trans Am anymore... :?

My neon OWNZZZ you!

It is faster than ALL your cubic inches!

Bring it biiiiizatch!

Neon = SEXY!

Normally I'd say this is meds talking, but koll = CRAP

Re: What your car says about you (not my usual spam)
 

i have a rather large knife that i keep in my pocket....and I never owned a T/A.

yes, it's old. almost as old as the internet...

Pontiac Trans AM- I have a switchblade in my sock



hmm... actually, i keep it in my pocket :)




jp, i just keep a regular knife in my pocket.

My Camaro must be a Trans Am in disguise cause I always have a switchblade in my pocket....although beating people up is fun too. :wink:

Why carry a knife in the car? Â*Just use the car.

Nothing says "I hate you" better than a Firebird impression on your chest, and tire marks on your head.

EDIT: And if you ruin my gfx in the process, I'll back over your ass.

And get blood all over my nice white paint???

Good excuse to get the beastie cleaned. And blood is easier to remove from plastic and metal than from your clothing. 8)

No Ford T-bird!!??!!??? That's CRAP! :x lol

~Ted