Got this at work today - made me chuckle
 

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.

Love Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love Vinnie

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took me a sec to figure out but very funny.

lol, good thinkin'

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That must be a lot of tearing up for some tomato plants.

you don't need that much work for tomato plants...i have like 10 of them in my backyard. very easy to plant and maintain. and i get nice ripe tomatoes every year :D

lol, you guys are over thinking this. No, doesn't need THAT much work...but that's the best the son could do for the father...lol. ;)