Only Respond with Pickup Lines
 

I'll start with my favorite pickup line of all time.

I have money.

as it rains and your standing outstide someones window thats open on the first floor......

"Im all wet...can i come in??"

lol wow last year at college was fun :lol:

Way to steal a funny scene from a good movie..... Â*:roll: :P

- Justin

what movie was that???


but seriously me and the girls did that last year after going mud/puddle sliding around campus that was fun too!! made our own slip and slide in down pour 8)


your just jealous it wasnt your window ;) jk

The Girl Next Door

- Justin

Are your pants made out of mirrors?, cuz I can see myself in them

used it last week 8)
"hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?"
"i dont know"
"enough to break the ice, hi, im (name)"
:D


rules for this thread:
1. be original
2. crappy/overused ones will result in me replying with ":stfu: :nod:"

I guess "Nice shoes, wanna *****?" applies here, huh?

- Justin

i'm partial, to "gee, your parents must be retarded cuz you sure are special"

or another good one liner from another movie

"Girl, you are far too fine to be lookin so sad"
-seth green "cant hardly wait"

"i wish i was an astronaut so i could get up in your black hole"
"how do you like your eggs? fried? scrambled? or fertalized?"
"does the carpet match the curtains?"

later
tim

"Can I push yer stool in?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AH @Steve

Steve= win

I like the "Angel" series such as
Guy- "Did it hurt?"
Girl - "what, when?"
Guy- "When you fell from Heaven"

*Check lable of Tshirt* "Ah, just as I thought, Made in Heaven"

And the infamous
"Wana get some pizza and ****?"
*SLAP*
"What? You dont like Pizza?"

Disclaimer: The pick up lines expressed by Big Al are not part of his "game", but have been heard while travling the land and have never been used to pick up a date.

Warning: These ones are corny.

1: Is that a baseball in your pocket?...... Cuz I'd like to hit that.

2. So I heard you're failing your physics class. But that's alright baby cuz we still got chemistry.

3. (You probably heard this) If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

pick up lines are gay...



with that said, best pick up line is ..........as you aproach.......................... Hi

lets play soldier, ill lay down and you blow me away

(make a come here motion with one finger and when girl walks over say this) i made you come with one finger, imagine what i can do with my whole hand.

fisting? :shock:

Hi is boring but effective. Followed by a, "you look like you could use some company or is the boyfriend in the bathroom?" If no boyfriend and their face says their measuring you up then it's all good... any hint of concern and just leave, they're having second guesses.

kasey's best line:
"it is too late for you to play hard to get, i can already see up your dress."

later
tim

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"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

"I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"

True it might be boring but it get the job done better then the following:

Hi are you tired? becuase you;ve been running thru my mind all day.
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

With that said, i would really feel dumb if i came up to a girl and said any of those, but maybe its just me :shrug: so ill go with my boring but simple "hi"

"im very well endowed....and charming"

"excuse me, do you prefer blueberries or strawberries?"
"blueberries...why?"
"so i know what kinda pancakes to make u tomorrow morning"

also a play off of someone else's line...

"do you have a mirror in your pocket? cuz i see myself in your pants"

"What's yer sign? And don't say STOP!" :roll: