Wildwood Weekend Review(drunk j0n video coming soon)
 

I got back yesterday from WW with j0n, JW and a few of my friends. We went to the Convention Center on Sat at 12:10, but apparently missed anyone who was there.

Overall it was shenanigans. I got there Fri night at 8:30ish with a friend and j0n was already WASTED. So we decided to have fun at his expense, we had him drunk dial a bunch of girls he knew and some he didn't(I have it on video and will try to post it in the next 1-2 days). He was passed out by 10, so the big kids went out to hit the bars. We ended up at the "adult lounge" and made friends with some of the ladies, got a bit drunk by 1-130 and came home.

Sat was pretty standard affair until 3ish. That's when j0n started drinking. JW came by about 4-430(he not real cool, but has a nice car...j/k...it's not that nice :P ). We witnessed j0n instgating burnouts until 7 and then made out way to Tuckers Pub for dinner. We probably left ther around 930 and the big kids went back to the go-go bar while j0n said he was gonna go get a woman for himself. After a while, we get a call from j0n...he got a ticket for disorderly conduct, apparently he was drunk, standing on a corner with "Light "em Up" written on his chest, but I'll let him tell you that one. We got a little more drunk and JW called it about 1230 with the rest of us following at about 1.

We already have our house paid off for the Spring 06 car show. So it's time to start planning the shenanigans for that one.

:kneeslap: that's hilarious

hi my name is j0n and i'm an alcoholic

quitting is for losers...

:stupid:

Do you tell them that ist not "Jon" or "Jon" but that you spell it J-zero-n ?

Oh yes don't worry we went over his gay spelling of his name! :lol:

JW :D

no j0n, you're a drunk. alchoholics go to meetings. :P

i had the pleasure of talking to j0n while he was plastered saturday night. i was laughing so hard i almost pissed myself.

later
tim

are you serious!?!?! i coulda sworn i didnt see you on my i called this person list

we talked for about 15mins bro. it was priceless. justin and i were leaving new egypt when i called you back. he was just driving along watching me crack up until i got off teh phoen and explained what was so funny.
i wish it was recorded so that everyone could enjoy it.

later
tim

lets see, we also:

shot j0n in the ass with a 400fps bb gun from 5 feet
threw full bottles of water at him
my friend Mike punched him in the butthole
elbow dropped him
made him call a guy and told him it was a chick
when he was sobering up, my friend John punched him in the balls
he didn't get laid after swearing all weekend he'd get some
he got the ticket from a bicycle cop
he kept t-boning the center rail while go-karting, sober
***he does scream like a little girl when scared***

I will post the video of drunk dialing in the next day or so, and will be selling tickets to view him drunk at the spring 06 car show.

holy crap that sounds liek fun, invite me next time :lol:

j0ns a ****in alcoholic. he's downstairs downing a bottle of Jack right now... but i'm drinking rum and orange soda right now so i'm not one to talk. o well at least he's in the company of a female.

damn all that stuff sounds like fun!!!

poke him with a stick

When he is passed out, Draw a penis on him.

that's weak, oen of my friend this summer got permaneet marker, squeeze-bottle butter, and flour all over him. was fuuuuuun. needless to say that mofo was one confused bastard in the morning.

ya...i think this sums it up...central pwnz nj 8)

it pwns all

yea ok, NORTH > ALL

:werd:

id say central pwnz north...and since north > all then central pwnz all

http://www.njfboa.org/forums/images/...309c2a9e99.jpg<----knows hip-hop
3(1 is a lurker) Central NJ members accomplished the following in 2 days:
got very drunk 2 days/nights in a row, hung out with strippers, got free lap dances, got a ticket for instigating burnouts, shot others/got shot with bb guns, professed love for many women(both friends and strangers) and their feminine attributes without negative consiquences, started drinking within 3 hours of being awake, had a BBQ, met the southernmost NJFBOA member(JW), had a bagpipe-serenaded dinner, killed at least 2&1/2 bottles of JD, 1 bottle of Cuervo, at least 1 case of beer, and 1/2 bottle of rum.

also showed j0n the power of the mighty 4-banger!

wow, all this and i wasnt there... imagine the possibilities...

like i said...central pwnz all

btw that 4banger is SICK!!!!!!