POW! SMASH! BANG! CRUNCH!
 

At 2:20 today my 1994 Beeter Buick Century got put on the highway to junkyard heaven. I hit a lake of H20 on Rt 78, and hydroplned into teh back of another car. My front end sheetmetal got totally eaten up, an luckliy the air bag kept me from eating the steering wheel. But my legs feel like I jumped off a 14 story building. I got a ticket for "not controlling my vehicle," and I told the cop it is kinda hard to control your car when it is asked to act like a boat. And then the topper was that 3 friggin' tow trucks passed me and left me sitting there, and slowly but surely I had a big dump building up inside of me. So, I pulled the crunched fenders off the tires, and made a run for it. Luckily I made it to a baff room, and then I was able to drive it all the way home.

So, if anybody knows of a good, cheep, AMERICAN beeter, give me a holla. In the mean time I'll prolly make a few calls tomorrow. I'm thinking maybe a Pimp Daddy Caddy would be what unstable bob needs...:)

Damn UB, you've had some bad luck with your cars lately. But you haven't been hurt and it hasn't been in your pride and joy!

I'll keep a look out. I'm sure there are a few model As here in the hills!

JB

Geez, what is this, kill a car week! Tim kills his engine now you decide to play riverboat captain with a Buick! I'm sure Big Show has a few extra cars sitting around. He'll give you one to kill!

His Lumina would be a prime candidate.... Â* :roll:

- Justin

That's ****ed up they gave you a ticket on top of it all... they have to make their money somehow I suppose. :(

if you go to court you might be able to fight it. i was in a accident, and recieved a ticket for careless driving. the prosecutor said he would normally drop a charge like that since i didnt hit anyone else or cause any damage to anything other than my own vehicle, but recieved to many get outta jail free cards in the past and said i was all out. they might drop it due to inclimate weather, but might also argue that since the weather was ****** you shouldnt have been driving so fast or some other ******** along those lines.