WTF is up with Eurotrash Rice?
 

Has the jerkoff torch been passed off from Honduh Civics to Hitlerwagon Jedda/Gulf/or whatever those fookin' pos boxcars are called? The friggin' highways are polluted with 'em lately. Seems like I'm seeing 'em alot more than Honduhs or other Japanese trash. Could the Japanese ricer scene be dying? Pffft, I could only be so lucky...

they've been pestering us for a while now

they're at least a little better then the hondas imo. i actually kinda like them as commuter cars or for a DD. especially the 90hp diesels :headbang:

my cousins gti ran low 13's off the bottle :)

At least some of them have turbo's.

guy up the street from me just built a turbo mid 80s 2 door jetta. supposedly over 300 horse

ummmm....rice is everywhere. even domestics. do you live under a rock?

matt is offended :lol:

~Ted

:werd: :lol:

Hey Azzwookie,

Since you obviously like pulling yer finger out of your nose to type before engaging yer brain before using that finger to type, let me spell it out for you: I WAS AXING IF EUROTRASH RICE SEEMED TO BE TAKING OVER FOR JAPANESE RICE! I don't think I could dumb it down any more for ya, so if ya still don't understand I don't know what I can do for ya! But maybe you should just STFU anywho, and go see if you can find someone who is impressed with your 15 second car with the "minor weight reduction!" :rolleyes:

PS: If ya want more weight reduction, cut off that dead wood that is floating around above yer neck.

:lol:

ouch...
anyway, yeah the beer brautwurst burners are running around a lot more now. People are staring to realize that they are spending 4000 on turbo kits for there SOHC civics and running 14's, when they could spend 4k on a 1.8T Golf and be a whole lot faster.
Only problem with that is that repairs for VW's are coooooooooostly!! Mucho mucho bucks my friends, and for that reason I will never own a VW ever. Everything is expensive, and overengineered, which makes labor even more expensive.
IMO, stay away from the VW's and all German cars unless you have the bankroll to support the upkeep.

or fix it yourself?

who says you have to fix them anyway? just drive around in a broken car.

Ever look at a new VW engine? Its like a plastic box! Everything is covered!

my moms jetta is reliable, my cousins gti never gave him crap either and that thing hit 20+ psi and 7500 rpm daily for 40 thousand miles:)...my cousins corrado with the 1.8t has been giving him crap though, but thats cuz he ripped the oil pan off goin down the highway lol

I'll agree, i feel the Kraut Burners are taking over for the Rice Burners lately. It's more annoying that you guys think too. Ricers were just annoying. They were punk kids who had POS cars they knew they were cheap and disposable. Now these idiots in their VWs and whatnot not only are annoying with their POS cars, but they think because they are driving German automobiles they are high status. "o my car is so awesome cause it's German, it's better than yours, and because I bought a German car, i'm high class". Or at least that's the impression i get with most of the jerks around me.

damn right they are costly. my cousin blew the tranny in is jetta and the estimate was over 2000 bucks! i hear every part is almost special order and its just so damn tight in there, along with confusing german engineering that quite a few shops wont even work on em.

:stupid:

Yes, the VW's people are very crafty in designing where to put such things as oil filters. On most Passats, there is a plastc shroud that requires a special tool to remove the clips.
They are becoming much more complicated then they used to be as they become more Audi every model year.

Don't even get me started on problems with VW's. I know way too many people that have had problems with them. The Kraut Burners have been around for a while and it always cracks me up. Same mentality as the Rice Burners but they're a little dumber, just look at what they bought to modify!
:typeR:

God bless you my son, and amen!

wrong wheel drive imports and the nose pickin numb nuts that drive them.
same old story. kid"hey mom. i need a car" mom"sure son, you can have my old car" kid"but your old car sucks" mom"so does walking" kid"fine"
1 week later: kid"my car is ssooooooo fast" friend"you gots turbo nawz yo?" kid"nah, i ripped a phat polished immatation chrome cold ram air intake off ebay for only $350" friend"werd?" kid"werd"
1 week after that: kid"mom, my car is making a funny noise" mom"i told you not to mess with it" kid"but mom!!! i din't do nothin to it" mom"ok son, take it to the garage and exectutive daddy wil pay for the repairs"

that is all for todays episode of **** box sagas. tune in next week when junior rips some steelies for his bald all season radials....err.....umm....i mean racing tires.

I'll do ya one better.

kid: I want a civic
mom: a civic is too sporty, but you can have any pickup truck you want
kid: okay, I'll get a ford lighting
mom: okay sweetie


That actually happened and so did this next one

kid: I was a 2000 camaro SS
parents: okay

*months later*
kid: buy me headers and a cat back
parents: okay

about a month later the kid goes to the drag strip and blows the motor somehow. Gets towed home.

kid: I need a new motor for my camaro
parents: okay, we'll buy you a brand new LS1 for it
kid: no, I want an LS6
parents: okay, we'll get you a brand new LS6 instead.

month or so later kid gets caught street racing, tries to run and smacks a curb with his rear tire. He get entire new rear suspension with his parents' money and gets out of losing his license because he is best friends with the kid who got the lightning. the lightning kids dad owns over half the town and my town is 52 sq miles!

Kinda makes you sick, little brats these days dont know the value of anything cause they've never had to work for it.

ill sneak in like a ninja and empty otu the bank accounts of both of those families lol