so i had to febreze my roommate again...
 

yep, while she was sleeping i did a sneak attack. well hey it smelled yuck

it's a cool apartment on campus (some of you have been here and are familiar with the setup) 2 rooms, 3 people in each. not too bad. my roommate from last year and i get along great, and the girls in the other room are really cool, but last minute we needed a third roommate for our room in the apartment, so we got this girl as kind of a random.

on the first night, lisa (good roommate) and i woke up at about 4 in the morning. the other one had a snoring fit and we got up to see if she was still breathing...yep it was violent snores. this goes on EVERY night at around 4 or 5.

the first time she took a shower here, which was like a week after we got here....she left strands of her hair on the shower walls...not just haphasardly. they were in designs. kind of weird, but we were happy she took a shower. they are few and far between.

the rest is just little crap, like making food and never cleaning anything up, or snoring till 2 in the afternoon every day, or inviting her friends over and letting them drink the stuff the rest of us buy, etc. but....


she ****s and doesnt wash her hands after. doesnt spray lysol, doesnt turn on the fan. nothing. blows her nose in her hands and doesnt use soap after. think about her touching your stuff, or even light switches, doorknobs, etc...after she has ass and nose crap on her hands. ok the end.


sorry about all that, i know i'm being all whiny and girly...but ew.

this girl is the definition of crap

roomate = crap= Koll???

and where did you find this cave creature?

you might wanna request that she leaves. find another.

yeah, uh, like right now. you could get sick from her poor hygiene. that ain't no joke.

Well did you ever think about giving her the boot? This isnt the kinda thing you need to be quiet about and let slide. You need to tell her straight up that she is going to have to leave if she doesnt change her actions.

Yeah this girl is ****ing gross, we should throw her in a garbage bag and leave it outside to be collected... the end.

At JM's Halloween party she shut off the entire top floor to take a shower, change or whatever, and I had to to break the seal really bad!

girl = crap, koll = crap, we have a MATCH!

so wait let me get this right...

their is a female koll...:shudders:

gross.

Kill her?

is she a least cute?

thats not whiny btw... thats more like venting

punch her in the ovaries

haha, my bro had a very similar room mate his freshman year at ramapo. they made teh kids life so miserable that he left the school at the end of the semester.
step #1 lock ****, even rig a lock onto the fridge if she ain't buyin
step #2 wake her up whenever you get up, if it is 1 am or noon, as long as you wake up first, make sure she knows it
step #3 write down all teh nasty **** she does and keep track of how rarely she showers
step #3.5 file health complaints with housing, they can actually **** her program up and drop her from housing if she is that bad.
step #4 rip on her for anything you can think of, the more she cries the more likely she is to leave.

if you need any help let me know. everyone here pretty much knows i love being a complete asshoel to people and don't have any remorse about it.

lol...thanks for the advice tim. actually my freshman year my suitemates and i had a girl kicked out of my suite for not showering, bringing in a blanket that some guy had peed on (weird i know) and for leaving bloody tissues in the closet. must be ramapo :lol:

ps-- UPDATE

so i'm going about febrezing her bed and stuffed animals...when i get a bad feeling........but i go for one last spritz.

at that very second the snoring stops and her eyes pop open. i quickly turn away and pretend to be going through papers on the floor.

she gets out of bed a few minutes later, and tells me that she had "the weirdest dream... that water sprayed on me, but when i woke up nothing was there, how weird is that?!" so i told her maybe she dreamt of the ocean :lol:

tell her to dream about jumping off a bridge into the ramapo river.

kick the bitch out

that's better :D

well now someone is gonna pull out a sexist card. but it wont be me :D

good god youre gonna regret that one

Wait wait wait three of you to one off-campus room?!?

eeeeeewwwwwwww. How do you get "alone time" when you are feeling a little "restless"?

As a reformed slob I can say she won't change until she is ready to.

first of all.....hahahah yea she's a real cutie

second of all...no it's on campus. it's 2 bedrooms, 3 people in each room. but the apartment is 2 floors, so people can hang out downstairs. and i'm never subtle. when they see ted come in....they know what the f's up. =)