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Vin Diesel facts
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bwahahahhahahah this blows the Chuck Norris stuff away.
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yea it does, saw it about a MONTH AGO on ftv6 :lol:
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congratulations, tha tis actually gayer than alex's chuck norris thing.
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hahaha
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dude im sorry that is funny as hell
"Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while ****ing another" |
i want my 3 minutes back
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this is one of my favorites...
"Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down." |
this ones great
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I love the one Bill posted :lol: :lol:
~Ted |
vin diesel = HOT!
like woah. |
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I was about to put his initials, but then I realized its the same initials as Venereal Disease |
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Vin called work once.... little bitch couldn't change his own tire on his SL500
This was just after fast and the furious came out ! |
good ****
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Vin Diesel = :geek: and :gay:
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"When Vin Diesel does a push up, hes not pushing himself up, hes pushing the world down." :lol:
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"Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's ****." - awesome...
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wow welcome to like 6 months ago.
vin diesel was the first one, then chuck norris, and now mr. t. and yes, they are all hysterical |
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Wow, guess he didnt get any big bank from that movie if he had to buy a regular SL500.
Everyone knows Big Dogs roll in nothing below AMG. |
The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.
Tom Cruise invented pink. |
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Even though they changed the name to protect the person involved thinking about this incident still makes me guilty. I feel bad killing all those people like that, DAMN THEM!!!!!! I shoulda checked that privacy policy sheet! |
my favorite mr t facts...
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors. Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it. Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him. Mr. T once killed a man, he enjoyed it so much that he revived him only to kill him again. He repeated this several times. Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode. |
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