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Ian 12-02-2005 07:19 PM

Vin Diesel facts
 
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty

:lol:

BigAls87Z28 12-02-2005 07:35 PM

bwahahahhahahah this blows the Chuck Norris stuff away.

Savage_Messiah 12-02-2005 08:04 PM

yea it does, saw it about a MONTH AGO on ftv6 :lol:

NJSPEEDER 12-02-2005 08:09 PM

congratulations, tha tis actually gayer than alex's chuck norris thing.

Savage_Messiah 12-02-2005 08:15 PM

hahaha

foff667 12-02-2005 08:52 PM

dude im sorry that is funny as hell
"Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while ****ing another"

qwikz28 12-02-2005 09:03 PM

i want my 3 minutes back

Ian 12-02-2005 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwikz28
i want my 3 minutes back

Shut up, you loved it. :lol:

Ian 12-02-2005 09:07 PM

this is one of my favorites...

"Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down."

Brando56894 12-02-2005 11:50 PM

this ones great

Quote:

Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is ********!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.

Teds89IROC 12-03-2005 12:00 AM

I love the one Bill posted :lol: :lol:

~Ted

79CamaroDiva 12-03-2005 02:21 AM

vin diesel = HOT!

like woah.

Koll 12-03-2005 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
vin diesel = HOT!

like woah.

People often confuse me with Vin Diesel.

I was about to put his initials, but then I realized its the same initials as Venereal Disease

79CamaroDiva 12-03-2005 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Koll
People often confuse me with Vin Diesel.

Oh yeah, I could see that. Your a dead ringer for him.......

http://99smiles.com/ughdance.gif

12secondv6 12-03-2005 10:45 AM

Vin called work once.... little bitch couldn't change his own tire on his SL500

This was just after fast and the furious came out !

nj85z28 12-03-2005 11:09 AM

good ****

enRo 12-03-2005 11:22 AM

Vin Diesel = :geek: and :gay:

Rob WS6 12-03-2005 11:30 AM

"When Vin Diesel does a push up, hes not pushing himself up, hes pushing the world down." :lol:

Kojak 12-03-2005 11:44 AM

"Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's ****." - awesome...

Pat 12-03-2005 12:08 PM

wow welcome to like 6 months ago.

vin diesel was the first one, then chuck norris, and now mr. t. and yes, they are all hysterical

Savage_Messiah 12-03-2005 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12secondv6
Vin called work once.... little bitch couldn't change his own tire on his SL500

This was just after fast and the furious came out !

hahaha did you make any NAAAAAWWWWWWZZZZZZ cmments?

BigAls87Z28 12-03-2005 01:19 PM

Wow, guess he didnt get any big bank from that movie if he had to buy a regular SL500.
Everyone knows Big Dogs roll in nothing below AMG.

jims69camaro 12-03-2005 04:02 PM

The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.

Tom Cruise invented pink.

Dark_Knight7096 12-03-2005 06:23 PM

Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Even though they changed the name to protect the person involved thinking about this incident still makes me guilty. I feel bad killing all those people like that, DAMN THEM!!!!!! I shoulda checked that privacy policy sheet!

Pat 12-03-2005 07:31 PM

my favorite mr t facts...

Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.

Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.

Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

Mr. T once killed a man, he enjoyed it so much that he revived him only to kill him again. He repeated this several times.

Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode.


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