Its time for Ask Big Al
 

Hey everyone, its time again for Ask Big Al.
Some of you from the old site remember these. They were fun, at least for me.
Rules are no stupid questions. If you have a question that you would like an answer too, you can ask me and I will answer it to the best of my knowlage. These are for questions and advise only. I am not a professional, but Im damn near close. So, fire away. This should be fun.

Let us recap our AIM convo for everyone else's... entertainment. or something.


MoPMoonchild: hey al
BigAls87Z28: sup
MoPMoonchild: i was sitting in a doctors office reading time, and theyre shutting / shut down the buick engine plant??
BigAls87Z28: The flint plant
MoPMoonchild: does tht mean no more 3800?
BigAls87Z28: correct, the 3800 is out
BigAls87Z28: ahaha
BigAls87Z28: im gunna start my world famous "Ask Big Al" threads
MoPMoonchild: GM = CRAP!!!!!!!
MoPMoonchild: http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul.../angryfire.gif
BigAls87Z28: alright
BigAls87Z28: lets see
BigAls87Z28: 3.8 making 200hp
BigAls87Z28: or
BigAls87Z28: 3.9 making 240hp
BigAls87Z28: hrm
BigAls87Z28: hrmmmmmmmmm
BigAls87Z28: let me see
BigAls87Z28: yes
MoPMoonchild: hmm lets see 3.8 thats been around forever and lasts just as long...... or new crap
BigAls87Z28: 3.9 FTW
BigAls87Z28: 3.9 is based off the 60* v6 that has a strong base
MoPMoonchild: SCREW 60*, 60* IS CRAP!!! look at 2.8, 3.1, 3.4
BigAls87Z28: you sound like a buick sisy
BigAls87Z28: 3.5 and 3.9
BigAls87Z28: both make moer power thent he 3.8
MoPMoonchild: grand national FTW, how bout that huh?!
MoPMoonchild: TTA FTW
MoPMoonchild: it's abotu history bubba
BigAls87Z28: ok
BigAls87Z28: you want history?
BigAls87Z28: i guess we should but the blue flame 6 back into the vette?
BigAls87Z28: maybe we should go ahead and start putting carbs back onto cars
BigAls87Z28: lets just go to 4 wheel drums
BigAls87Z28: and 2 spd autos or 3 spd manuals with no syncros
BigAls87Z28: go buy a model t
MoPMoonchild: im talkign about good history
MoPMoonchild: dick
BigAls87Z28: oh
BigAls87Z28: only good history
BigAls87Z28: ****

what I ment was well, if you just want the good parts, then I guess that makes you different. Now ask a question, or ban, or toss

Why does GM = crap??? It bewilders me :lol:

....look at the first rule I listed. No stupid questions. Since you have no soul, I will, again, let it slide.

i remember its a serious question/answer session, so make me proud BA

how come girls freak out when you PIITB?

this is probably a stupid quesion but whats PIITB?

put it in their butt. youll learn all about it one day kiddo...

Al...why do my mommy and daddy pray every nite?? I mean, I walk in their room and see mommy on her knees and daddy saying "Ohh God!! Ohh dear Christ!!" Whats up with that?

Please explain what the f/ stop numbers on my camera lenses mean. It's confusing the hell out of me.

why the hell did the burst disk on my 78ci/3000psi HPA tank blow when the dude filled it? it was brand new!

Why is my **** still brown even tho I ate celery for the past 3 days?

how come the only time i can pick up women is when i drive very slowly down route 1 and 9 in jersey city late at night honking at girls?

cuz when you drive the camaro, it's too fast to see. and when you drive the beater, it's really just going that slow.

Why is no other car in existence sexier than a Suzuki Aerio

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why is the DODGE NEON UBER SEXY!!!!!

why does god hate me?

there is, its called the chevy aveo

Why hasnt Al posted a responce in 5 hrs?

Why are you using my FTW?

Not all girls freak out. Most actualy want to at least try it once. The girls that freek out are usualy the ones that didnt like it the first time, or just dont want to do it because they think that it will make them a whore.

this girl told me the first and only time she did it her butt hurt so much she couldnt sit down for the rest of the day... but she had just turned only 14 at that time

Why must people put dents in my beautifull car?

Not everything is perfect. With anything man made, there is defect. You, sir, got the speshal tank. On top of the fact that the dude filling could have been some HS drop out that huffs the gas half the time.

This might just be me using my brain, but if you slow the **** down, instead of speeding past them, you might actualy get a number, and not look like a douchezilla in a fast car. Girls love attention, and if you are an attention hog with yoru flashy car, going at fast speeds, only digit your gunna get is the middle one.