i just saw the funniest thing on MTV
 

you know that stupid show Next? i was watchin it and the dude was such a dick its hilarious. 4 outta the 5 chicks where cute/hot one of them was really hot except for the blonde hair mixed with black and the red fish nets. the first chick said said that she had had piercings, she had her clit and tongue pierced and as soon as he heard that he was like "next!" the 2nd chick came out and as soon as he saw the red fishnets he was like "next!" then the 3rd chick came out, who was a butter face and before she was even 10 ft away from the bus he was like "next!" in the clips after it he was like "she might of had a chance if she didnt look like she got kicked in the face by a horse!" then this cute chick came out, they lasted for a 30 mins then he nexted her for being a virgin. pretty funny stuff...

I was going to say something about passing the virgin but I'll refrain (Im not a trophy hunter). I cannot stand anything on MTV anymore. Next is one of their worst shows. They always do silly things and ruin good prospects.

Next and Room Raiders are the greatest worst shows out there. Date My Mom is too.
I watch MTV after 1am when its just muisc.

The older Room Raiders > Date My Mom Minus the fag version > Next

one guy who was on next said that he nexted the girl cause she was arrogant. his further explanation was "i love a conceited girl as much as i love a hot fart in a crowded elevator" thanks for that

People are to picky!!! I see a girl I like I never ever talk to her unless something weird happens because I know automatically that I have NO chance...But it turns out this girl I like loves cars and drives a stick!...the only problem is shes 17 im 14 and its a v6 mustang...

Here's a life lesson buddy - CONFIDENCE is key to just about everything in life. There's a fine line between confidence and cockiness/arrogance, but confidence is one of the most important traits to master for whatever you want to do.

Not to be confused with what Kasey has, which is a Napoleon Complex

dude go for, so what that if she turns u do? least u had the balls to do it

go for it man who cares bout age... the summer after my freshman year in highschool i was dating a fresh in college.... its all about confidence the worst she can do is say no and then u can suggest just being freinds and least that way u get a friend outta the deal

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i am a total geek. i like video games, computers, r/c cars, and my room looks like it was designed by a 12 year old.......my girl told me way back when we first started seeing each other the only reason she overlooked my dorkiness is because i was very confident.

go for it wayfast.....you can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yea MTV and MTV2 pretty much suck now all theses "music television" channels 95% of the time dont play music anymore. all those dating shows suck, just to be politically correct they have it sometimes where the guys are gay the funniest one was one of the guys was a drag queen. although i have seen an all guy episode of next, ive never seen an all girl episode of next. this episode was just so funny cuz the guy was a complete dick, the first three girls barely made any money at all. i think they made about $2. the greatest one was this hot chick was on a date with the guy and she made it look like she was all into him and they had it goin on for like an hour and a half and she made like $90 then the guy was like do u wanna go on a second date or take the money and she was like "ill take the money!" very smart chick....

y not? as if its a bad thing...

See this is my problem, I know Im so negative and all that but I dont know how to gain confidence and all that hell I even blew it with my ex because Im so shy(dont want to get into it) so some tips would be nice...

dude just walk around like your the ****... your probably so timid that even if you do the chick will probably think its funny... you gotta find your own thing that works...

yeah, if you walk up expecting to hear a know, you will get a know (they can smell fear like dogs) if you go up with confidence, and still get a no, you can at least turn it into humor on yourself so she will know your a chill guy for future reference....plus anyone that sees/overhears/she tells will think, damn that kids got some balls, maybe its someone i want to know

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"hi my name is ..." works pretty well. anything else and you're trying to hard, IMO

being that she's 17 and she's probably in highschool....her friends will be your biggest problem. almost evevry high school girl cares about what her friends have to say....so try and get on their good side or else it's all down hill from there.....good luck kiddo :smile:

damn this thread is gonna turn into relationship advice!

haha you're probably right, but i'm sure it wouldn't hurt to help the kid out a little ;)

ohh i didnt say it was a bad thing or that we shouldnt try to help him or any of that stuff. But i feel the best way to learn is hands on, you know. Advice is great and all but at the end its all up to him.

oh on more silly note:
This works 100% of the time. You come up to a girl extend your arm and ask her if it smells like Chloroform! :rofl:

HAHA "Hand's on".........sorry ....dirty mind....dirty mind
bad debbie......:nono:

Martin's patented panty dropper: You will want an hi-ball glass for this one. It's a tried and true recipie, works every time.

2oz premium vodka (more if the lady likes vodka, less if she's a sissy)
5oz cranberry juice (less if the lady likes vodka, more if she's a sissy)
2 or 3 vicodin (percocet work well too) ground up

Add all ingredents to a shaker filled with ice, shake well until vicodin is dissolved, pour into hi-ball glass, offer it to lady with sweet innocent look on your face. Sit back and after 2, enjoy the results.



Never actually tried it, just kidding, i don't condone **** like this, i would rather not get any that get some this way.

Nobody should be watching MTV, end of story.:soapbox: