ANTI- Valentines
 

Alright. I HATE Valentines day. In my opinion it sucks ass. It sucks more than when GM got rid of the F-body. Aww. Lets send flower to someone. Aww. How GAY!! I'd rather have a steam roller run my body over and then have a dog pee on me.


GIRLS SUCK!!!!

shut it tim

agreed..

girls do suck....sometimes. but I bet if you had a wonderful girlfriend you would think about V day a little bit differently.

I think this will be the first time in 7 years I wont have a Valentine. Kinda depressing.

hey, write a really depressing song about it and then sing it to yourself! sorry. :lol:

YOU kno wat.... If girls didnt SUCK i would have one.

but that would make him an EMO!!!!!!!!

*insert Simple Plan song here*

Now I need to grow my hair out, wear black, and put on girls pants so that they can exfoliate my area.

:kneeslap:

i sense the Emo song coming very soon...........

[saves the day]heart is on the floor, why dont you step on it[/saves the day]

[taking back sunday]the truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd appologize for bleeding on your shirt[/taking back sunday] :lol:

HOOWWWWWWWWWWW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

:kneeslap:


i can see it now....within the next 5 posts someone will post lyrics from The Used or Thursday.................

who said this?

"it's gray, rain gray rain rain sleet, snow gray, then valentines day comes around and you look at your wrists and think 'hey maybe i should slit em, to see some color'"


this is what you emo people remind me of

please let the record state that i AM NOT one of those emo people......

billy = hardcore kid :mrgreen:

Okay... I have to disspell the emoness... 50 points to whoever can name the band :lol: think about the gayest goofiest dumbest metal bands ever... they will probably be on that list :lol: anyway.

Brothers I am calling from the valley of the kings
With nothing to atone
A dark march lies ahead, together we will ride
Like thunder from the sky
May your sword stay wet like a young girl in her prime
Hold your hammers high

Blood and death are waiting like a raven in the sky
I was born to die
Hear me while I live
As I look into your eyes
None shall hear a lie
Power and dominion are taken by the will
By divine right hail and kill

Hail, Hail, Hail, Hail and Kill, Hail and Kill
Hail, Hail, Hail, Hail and Kill, Hail and Kill

My father was a wolf
I'm a kinsman of the slain
Sworn to rise again
I will bring salvation, punishment and pain
The hammer of hate is our faith
Power and dominion are taken by the will
By divine right hail and kill
Hail, Hail, Hail, Hail and Kill, Hail and Kill
Hail, Hail, Hail, Hail and Kill, Hail and Kill

Rip their flesh
Burn their hearts
Stab them in the eyes
Rape their women as they cry
Kill their servants
Burn their homes
Till there's no blood left to spill
Hail and Kill
Power and dominion are taken by the will
By divine right hail and kill

Hail, Hail, Hail, Hail and Kill, Hail and Kill

who is Man-O-War?

bawahaha Lewis Black

And introducing...Emo the Puppet!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...othepuppet.jpg

:lol:

got the anti-emo job done lol

:rock:

that is awful. and i thought tickle me elmo was scary enough

I like a few of their songs... but every time I see a picture of them I wanna puke lol

That is "Cut Me Emo"...buy them now, cause your kids are gunna want them come Xmas!! If you dont get them, they might go to there room and cry more!!

OK, I must redeem myself for that manowar


So how's about the ****ing HAUNTED






Two and twenty for the hole in you.
A meat cleaver comb to run you through.
Lethal gas will make you cough.
A car crash scene to finish it off.

Pain!
True definition
Truth is pain
Truly addicted.

So don't you worry about your earthly rest,
I'll dig the ****ing hole myself.

Pain!
Truly addicted
Life is pain
I am addicted
to this pain

Hate song!...(I live to bury you)...

Stabbing and shooting and ripping the life out of you.
I get off and I wish that you could too!
Open chest tickle will quiver your bones.
Just lay back and chill. 'cos I run this show.

Pain!
Truly addicted
Life is pain
Life is infected
by this pain......

Hate song!...(I live to bury you)...

There's no need to explain,
you know who you are.
I deliver the pain,
I'm the baddest by far...

Die onehundredthousand times,
One million ways to...Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!

Hate song!
Lifelong!
Hate song!