| NJSPEEDER |
05-15-2006 05:24 PM |
The Wal*Mart Game
a friend of mine whom has been exiled to texas temporarily reminded me of the fun of messign with walmart greeters. his plan is to start a conversation with them jsut to enjoy how confused they get when a conversation gets passed "hello".
i decided to try a variation on this game and throw out a random response then just stand, stare, and wait for a reaction. through my research i have confirmed that the most confusing word in the english language is "Moo". when used as a term in a conversation or as an entire sentence it will send the average walmart retiree greeter damn near into a fit on desperate confusion. the retarded ones take it better, but still end up not knowing what jsut happened.
you can vary the pace of the response by changing the volume at which you envoke the "Moo". it seems that if you say it softly they will maintain some basis in reality and respond in under a minute. the opposite happens the louder you say it, apparently a moo at good volume(not yelling, but firmly stated) triggers some sort of fight or flight delay timer in the aged.
please feel free to try this at your home town walmart and let me know how it works out. my research was conducted yesterday afternoon at the walmart on rt1 in west windsor. 5 trip sthrough the entrance door using different phrases at 2 entering through the exit doors that really stumped the guy.
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