My new favorite excuse for speeding
 

dumbass, use a leaf blower

hey thats what i do :lol: but i always have my drivers liscence

wow.. confiscate your car if you forget your licence? That'll teach him.

yep, i believe they can do that here too

no, they can't brandon... stop spreading lies, just like you're from the north.

They are required to give you a pretty hefty ticket tho I believe.



that story is good tho :lol:

at least use the "i really gotta take a ****" excuse for gods sake