gotta love marines...
 

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes wentby and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid **** and act like an *******. So, He sent me."

hahaha, hell yeah, semper fi

and that is why I love marines!

Badass!

that sounds like a man that I'd want to meet- gotta love it

um...welcome to 2 years ago

just because you have seen and read everything there is on the interweb doesn't mean we are all junkies, as can be seen by the four replies before you, so http://smiliesftw.com/x/orlystfu.gif

<-----0656 Tactical Data Network Specialist, USMC, Finishing up 2 year deployment in OKINAWA, JAPAN. Be back August 19.

Aw that rocked! And no, I hadn't seen that one before.

That was awsome good post :)

Awesome! I will have to send that to my friend. His son is a Marine on deployment now in the Persian Gulf.

When you live on Russian Space Station alone for 18 months, you read lots of interweb, because there is nothing else to do but interweb and wodka.

Thrilling good yarn. I like marines, and I hate people that "prove" God doesn't exist with stupid examples like that...its like this thread was made just for me!

well he doesnt exist so there. no need for examples.

As I read this I could hear the Russian accent in my head.

I think Tsar needs a job that lasts longer than 4 hours a day. 8-)

well actually my shifts vary from 630am to 230pm, 730am to 330pm, 12 to 8pm and 4pm to 8pm. it just happens so that i got put on 4 to 8 hour shifts alot. plus college is gonna starts up soon so theres no reason for them to mess up my schedule.

I know, I say it in a russian accent when I type it, bwahahahaha....ahh, the commies. Billions spent on wepons of massive distruction for some 30 years, first into space, Iron Curtain, all that stuff...and they lost. So dont mind them if they are bitter about fat chicks and the interweb.
At least American girls dont have chromangum ridge for a forhead.

gee im sorry i offended you when i say i didnt like fat chicks, im not a fan of "slap it and ride the wave in" :rofl: you can have them all.

Nah its throw some flour on there and look for the wet spot.

good one diva:lol:

some rather large speciments may require too much of it...

.... any other board i would be afraid that a post started with this joke would turn political.. here it turns into vitals dislike for fat chicks.. damn man, you're worst than wayfast with the hijacks.

well actully if you were able to read, you would notice that post 14 was the first hijack, then al continued with fat chicks, after that i joined in. why dont u take that medicine that i posted, i heard it helps. kthxbye.

i can read.. apparently you can't.. post 14 was perfectly on topic.. it was around 16 where the hijack started.. don't get your panties in a bunch just because i compared you to wayfast... maybe its you who need the Midol.