Ladies and Gentlemen...
 

It has come to my attention that every once in a while something funny is said on these very threads in this here lounge. I have decided that every sunday, i will put up a poll of the 3 best lines of the week, by my judgement. And im a fan of belittling, one liners are always good, but straight out verbatim jokes do not count. I was going to start this last week, because I believe we had a three horse race between myself, koll, and tsar. But i didnt feel like starting the thread. Everyone is allowed to play, and i am allowed to vote for myself cuz I know im pretty much one of the best liners on the board. Now we know there will always be the givens; Tsar, J0n, Myself, but what im looking for are people who arent typically seen as funny, like my oompla-loompa buddy or Al. Now get out there and make me proud.

FYI - Im in the lead so far with "i know a **** that would go great with her forehead...i know just the one"
Also, if you see a line that i may have missed it would be appreciated to point it out, or suggest one that i did not cover.

Give some more examples of what u've seen said. :-P

Im not funny? I thought I was pretty good, guess Ill just stick to my Momma Bear stuff.

your funny AL, but you know what they say... Looks arent everything

i thought i said some good ****, im gonna have to step up my game.

I tell myself that every day when I wake up next to your girlfriend.

uh...if she was his gf i'd let this pass...but things have progressed...be easy there buddy

ninjaedit: plus shes cool peoples

remember everyone, when nailing peoples girlfriends make sure the wastegate on your condom is working.

or tell the bitch to use birthcontrol. rubbers ftl.

sorry jon...this competition started on Sunday the 20th at 12:00AM and will go to saturday at 11:59PM

its kinda hard to come up with teh funny on demand, or at least the kind you're looking for. but i guess i can give it a shot, where's wayfat at?

hes still busy enjoying the fact that everyone was picking on you at the nats instead of him.....

v, dont let me and jon down cuz you know we wont let you down...a week is plenty of time

dont worry vitals we'll definately have some good ones as long as ya dont try saying em just for the "contest"

hahah yea, i'm thinking about sueing njfboa for making fun of me so much. i mean all damn day all i heard were russian and communist jokes. it was like everyone was picking on me, the whole world hates me. OMGWTF, where's the blade at so i can slip damn things?!

i am pretty confident at this point that we can all count on you and tsar to be ignorant and assholish to others whether there is a contest or not.

yeah...another rule: they have to be pertinant to the topic at hand...just randomly typing a great one liner will get your entry skipped over

time to cue up the panic at the disco cd?

i knew we shoulda left you with those four ****turds sittin in the corner at crapplebees

me? an *******? me? ignorant? nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
douschebag :rofl:

i just hate stupid ugly people, thats all. :shrug:

i have a feeling people are gunna be trying too hard to be funny

i think it will be easy to tell who tries too hard.

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