Who took off my clothes?
 

wtf? who the hell took off my clothes last night!? you ********! sleeping on the bathroom floor was freezing in my boxers. :evil:




My mom just yellled at me for having a cut on my face.... good thing she cant see my hands, or my pants that are covered in blood :laugh:

O.o

i dont know but i didnt know you puked in the kitchen assface!!! ted and matt are cleaning it right now. if i knew i woulda made you clean it this morning!! dammit russia

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yeah douchebag, we cleaned it up, dont worry. you puked in a box next to the garbage can...instead of in the garbage can. assface

so how bad is the cut on your face?









assface!

you can thank ME, for taking COMPLETE care of you miserable drunk ass for nearly 3 hours, and keeping you from trying to hit everything in sight that moves. I took your clothes off bitch so you didn't sleep in puke covered clothing lol.

Wow, you guys are good friends. That is the worst kind of drunk, obnoxious, beligerent ones.

:lol: thanks jimmy




my shirt had no puke on it tho, and my pants were covered in mostly blood :lol:

actually thats like the 3rd time we've met. i usually dont get violent unless something pisses me off before i drink, and there was something.

Did you eat steak before you came over? I almost threw up cleaning your throw up, assface

~Ted

best ****ing night ever.... except the ride home with the "incident"

but even still... JM... good god damn times

-j3w

Do your clothes end up coming off at every party you go to?? This time wash your own damn clothes. Lol... blood is probably about as fun to get out as ketchup.

Actualy, they call that being a Russian Assface, so its par for the course on Vitals's part.
As SOON as I saw the little green bottle with the deer head on it...I knew that Vitals was gunna end up drunk, bloody, and partialy naked.


To add my funny story...I go out to my car to go home last night. I was is so so shape. I sat in my car, turned it on, put my head back and when I opened my eyes..........it was 8am and my car was still on. I tried calling JM to see if everyone was awake and wanted to go get some breakfast, since you know....im still there....but no answer, so I went home and finished my nap.

yea me and kasey saw u sleeping wit the car on.. but didnt have the hear to wake u lol... plus we figured you get 4467504875mpg so it wouldnt be a problem. now thinking about it.. i shoulda stayed.. instead i gotta break out the compound/sandpaper and touchup paint

Next time, please do someone's child / brother / father / wife a favor and don't get into the car in the first place. Whether you had a few beers or are just dead tired, find some floor space and enjoy a nap, ok?

Please, please, please do this next time. I don't think anyone wants to read your obituary... and the other people that went with you.

Im positive that steak throwup wasnt mine in the kitchen :lol:

i know it wasnt, cause i watched vitals stumble over to the garbage can....and puke next to it.

You know you can get a DWI like that?

i guess i pissed you off cause you hit me while i was babysitting you in JMs room

That drunk, crazy Russian should be deported to Siberia! :)

ehh wasnt you that pissed me off. sorry punching.

sorry to anyone who had to deal with my drunk ass.


Ian - cut isnt bad, its about 3/4 inch right on my eyebrow and there's bunch of skin missing from around it. its kinda hard to keep it open now that ive sobered up and what not. but cuz i treat my body as an amusement park everyday its not that bad and im used to it - falling out of a moving taxi cab was much worse...

Jesus, what a night :lol: Even though I left relativly early, still saw alot.

Yea man, definately sorry to lepradoo you hardcore like that... good thing jimmy was there tho, cuz i heard there was a misunderstanding heh

come on man, he was in the parking spot, his car never left "park."

its still a dwi if he was "over the limit" ... if ur in the driver seat and keys in the ignition that is