Whats yours?? either with the authorities, or accidents post your story...


Mine happend in the Menlo Park mall, I did a burnout in the bottom deck, smoked the tires, a cop came running and screaming after my car but i hit it and was outta there pretty good.... thats when i had tinted plate covers lol!........ 18 year old bs never again

http://www.njfboa.org/forums/showthread.php?t=20128

Wow... Just realized that happened 2 days before my mishap at work lol

hit head on @ 45 while on my motorcycle... hospital visit was a bummer but it could have been much worse..

130-160 on the way down to seaside heights with my friend driving his wrx from north jersey exit 153 to the seaside heights bridge in 30 minutes ... "practicing for cannonball run down to florida" but lights off style on the parkway with plate covers for ezpass cameras and 2 radar detectors... stupid summer ****

I drove a black Trans Am running interference for an 18 wheeler that was haulin' Coors...no, wait...that was Burt Reynolds, not me.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

at least it wasn't armor-all'd-shift-knob related :grin:

went past a cop at about 10 at night, going around 50 in a 25(school zone), went to the end of the road, ripped the e-brake and did a 180...and THATS when i saw the cop. he didnt move...mustve been sleeping.

Got pulled over in Wayne right outside the DMV. Cops said I was wanted for murder in Philly! I never even been to Phildelphia. Come to find out theres someone out there with my exact same name whos been a very bad boy.

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I'm almost 33 years old and a high school teacher. My most recent act of automotive stupidity was this -

I took the Monte to work last week, and a bunch of students were outside at the end of the school day. They were egging me on, telling me to rev it up, do a burnout, etc. I took off around the corner very gently, then hammered it from a 10mph roll and broke the tires loose, ran it right up to 5K rpms, then shifted nicely into 2nd. Of course, I didn't see the cop parked right across the street. DOH! He came flying up behind me, lights flashing, and pulled me over like 100 ft. from the school. As the students are walking by, I'm thinking "Damn, I'm such an asshat!" Exhibition of speed in a school zone is not a good idea.

The cop was very pissed, but he let me go. I'm guessing he thought it was a 17-y/o student, and not one of the teachers!

too many close calls and too embarrassed of most of them to tell them

i got a few, spun my 91rs on rt95 in the snow without hitting anything or getting hit, talked my way out of 53 in a 25 less than a month after i got my license, got caught in a hard rain on rt29 riding on slicks and skinnies(i swear the car got to 90 degrees before i caught it without hitting anything), getting into a screaming match with a cop after he asked how much my car(registered and insured in my name) cost my mom, doing burnouts and holeshots in someone's S10 and getting the tickets reduced to blocking traffic *cough -bill's truck- *cough.........the list goes on and on.
i also am the current record holder for getting all the way across ewing township when i blew by a cop at about 75 in a construction zone (35 over + double points/fines for the work zone) and decided to run instead of trying to say i was sorry.

My story is Philly-related as well. I'll give the longer version:

Back in college some friends and I decided to go out and blow off some steam after the last day of finals. My buddy Phil brought one of his friends along, who is a big car guy (can't remember his name). They pull up in his orange '69 GTO (455 4 speed) and we head to the Chili's on City Ave. We had a few beers and were talking about car stuff, and the guy was saying how he's getting pinging when he's up in the RPM range, so we decide to go out and adjust his timing. We get out the light and such, and after we are done we decide to take a couple short blasts along the back of the Acme to see if the pinging is gone. All seems good, so we head back towards the Chili's to park the car. At this point, 3 cop cars come flying in, one at each nearby entrance to the shopping center. They surround us, two marked, one unmarked. One of the cops gets on the loudspeaker and tells us to get out of the car and keep our hands where they can see them. We have nothing to hide, so we get out and stand there. The cops come forward and search us first, and then the car. We had to empty the trunk, pull the seats up, the whole 9. They hassled us about the tools in the trunk but that was about it. Once they were satisfied, they tell us that they got a call that an armed robbery was going on at the City Line Acme. After a few nervous laughs we tell them that we are just college kids, adjusting the timing on the GTO. They tell us that everything is cool, and we walk back into Chili's and sit down. The other people we were with didn't see any of this so they asked us why we have a glazed look over our eyes. So we tell them, and they all laugh at us and call BS, etc. But in a display of perfect timing, the cops all leave the same way, past the side windows of the Chili's, after which a big display of middle fingers and F-U's came out.

Edit: My nickname was "Dillinger" for a little while after.

my most recent being flipping forward on a 600 pound quad doing over 65 beside a highway. dont remember a thing from the accident (only what my friends saw) and only broke one bone... and i still rode my quad back and drove home towing a trailer.

Got pulled over doing 140 on the parkway going down to wildwood last year... could have ran sicne it took the cop 2 min to catch up to me parked on the side of the road, but I chose to take my medicine. He gave me a warning thankfully, and i'll never go that fast on a highway again haha.

My **** puddles story...

man you got ***** luckkkkkkyyyyyyyy..... troopers are usually "jeep" people not fast car people.... those speeds are pretty insane on the pway... i was in a car that did that and maybe 157ish around 160 the lines start to become one its pretty weird

I'm sure the firefighter plates didn't hurt....

- Justin

Too much stupidity, not enough bandwidth. :nod: Mine will remain urban (South Florida) legends.

I enjoyed the Mitsubishi Starion, even if it was a Mitsu.

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well im with bill i have way to many to tell.... most recent was 2 nights ago on my way to work a car with 4 hot ass college girls pulled up bye me and started yelling hot car ect so naturally i hammered it peeled out and slowed down to get next to the girls again not relizing the unmarked cop car right behind me who got a cloud full of tire smoke.... he pulled me over didnt even ask for my info and just said those girls got to you a little didnt they....i said yea and he said it had to be embarrassing enough to get pulled over and walked away and said..." i remember doing stuff like that when i was 19"

i got nailed for a careless with 3 girls in my car last winter, i ripped a right turn n didnt see the cop sittin at the red light, best of all, my GF was sitting home lol

when i first got my 92 RS in decemeber 04 i got nailed goin 63 in a 35 and got a VERY LARGE warning, the cop happened to be my fire chiefs son lol

There have been too many to list, but here is a 5 minute review. Luckily they occur much less often these days. In fact, none of these occurred in the past 3 or so years.
1. A number of O-turns – rain, ice, dry, you name it
2. 130 MPH on tires with steel belts sticking out (found out about the belts 3 days later)
3. Rear wheel cylinders blowing out when coming to a stop for a major road (Bloomfield Ave).
4. Too drunk…nuff said
5. Being pulled over for suspected robbery (bad guy also had red Camaro)
6. 140 MPH for no reason on GSP
7. Throttle sticking wide open – at least twice
8. Outrunning at least 2 officers of the law.
9. Not knowing the guy tailgating at 65 me on the GSP was a cop, so I nailed it and left him in the dust, then got a very dirty stare (lucky for me there was a car stuck in the median)
10. Sleeping while driving on the way to Hunter on the NYSTW at 530 AM. Very lucky the roaod was very straight.

having a drive shaft explode at over 140 mph. coasted for 2 miles. and waited for the popo to show up.(it was 2 am) when he did he asked how fast were you going and i said 55 he said come on now dont bs me theres nothing i can do to you so tell me im curious so i told him and then got a lecture on what would have happend had the driveshaft dug into the ground. but the shaft did'nt fall out it damn exploded. the cop went back down the street and came back with a 2 foot piece of driveshaft. kinda of like whats left of an exploding cigar:rofl: