NJFBOA - Home of New Jersey's Camaros and Firebirds - I was in Wal-Mart

A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Pete ( our pit ) and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again.

( I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. )

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the
hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my B&^%S and a
car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.