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Little G 12-31-2006 05:52 PM

Home Depot Scam
 
Heads up for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.


Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So be careful

NJSPEEDER 12-31-2006 05:55 PM

lol

j0n 12-31-2006 06:01 PM

haha i've heard that before...good stuff

Savage_Messiah 12-31-2006 06:06 PM

hm yea, i guess your user title did change around nov 5th in that case then ;)

mtg6486 12-31-2006 06:26 PM

lol

Fast92RS 12-31-2006 06:45 PM

:rofl: :rofl:

Knipps 12-31-2006 07:40 PM

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

who's up for a cruise to find this place ;)

baddest434 12-31-2006 09:06 PM

i have to go to the home depot tommorrow morning so i'll keep my eyes open for them:mrgreen:

unstable bob gable 12-31-2006 10:18 PM

lol

1_Hot_SOM_WS6 12-31-2006 11:14 PM

i wokr therree i m 1 ofj those s grls. i wam owned alone n=w, haoopy freakin new yearss....i guess excedrin migraind (4) polus malibu an d pine------appkle juice isnt good to mkaeizx ..um mix....hehe. owne=-D a LONE! HOOT`!!! partyyyy harddd n naked....i m going to bed@!@!!!@@@

Brando56894 12-31-2006 11:17 PM

wow you really shouldnt post when your drunk, my head wants to explode when i read it :lol: :j/k:

Knipps 01-01-2007 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firebirdv600 (Post 299604)
i wokr therree i m 1 ofj those s grls. i wam owned alone n=w, haoopy freakin new yearss....i guess excedrin migraind (4) polus malibu an d pine------appkle juice isnt good to mkaeizx ..um mix....hehe. owne=-D a LONE! HOOT`!!! partyyyy harddd n naked....i m going to bed@!@!!!@@@

if you don't die your liver may

acetaminophen + alcohol = deadly mix

ryanfx 01-01-2007 02:13 AM

wait.. so where is the scam in this? I would just buy some dollar store wallets, put in some monopoly money and make out like a bandit :)

V 01-01-2007 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firebirdv600 (Post 299604)
i wokr therree i m 1 ofj those s grls. i wam owned alone n=w, haoopy freakin new yearss....i guess excedrin migraind (4) polus malibu an d pine------appkle juice isnt good to mkaeizx ..um mix....hehe. owne=-D a LONE! HOOT`!!! partyyyy harddd n naked....i m going to bed@!@!!!@@@

you soooo should have came and partied with us... ;-)

deadtrend1 01-01-2007 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firebirdv600 (Post 299604)
i wokr therree i m 1 ofj those s grls. i wam owned alone n=w, haoopy freakin new yearss....i guess excedrin migraind (4) polus malibu an d pine------appkle juice isnt good to mkaeizx ..um mix....hehe. owne=-D a LONE! HOOT`!!! partyyyy harddd n naked....i m going to bed@!@!!!@@@

"Hi I'm Kel...."

Group : "HI KEL!"

"....and I have a problem"

00sierra 01-01-2007 01:21 PM

hahahaha

I'm on my way to Home Depot now

r0nin89 01-01-2007 05:29 PM

sweet. Money clip ftw

98tadriver 01-01-2007 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ryanfx (Post 299633)
wait.. so where is the scam in this? I would just buy some dollar store wallets, put in some monopoly money and make out like a bandit :)


My plan exactly! but i would add a lil twist to that- After she swallows, tell her that you have AIDS :)


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