Big azz sub
 

I think I'm gonna go to my favorite deli and get myself a big azz sub for my lunch/dinner. When I show up at work w/ one of those bad boys all my co-workers wish they had a big azz sub, too.

i wish i had a big azz sub. :(

Then you should go git you one!

for some reason i was thinkin this was gonna be about a subwoofer, but i should of thought sandwhich since im starving

Of course you are....you and Bob are always in the mood for snacks :nod:

- Justin

Employees with sub envy. All they'll do is stare at your sub and wish they could put their mouths on it. Best just put it away so no one can see it. :nod:

:rofl:

i want a sub...damn it...now i'm hungry again

:rofl:

mmm i had a ham n swish for lunch

Ham n swish? That's that sandwich from San Francisco, right?:shock:

Oh, hell yeah! :nod:

Well, I got me a big azz sub, and boy howdy was it tasty! And HUGE! I ate half of it, then waited almost an hour to eat the other half. And my co worker was drooling and chomping at the bit when he saw me eating my huge azz sub.:!:

I love huge azz subs! :lol:

The big azz sub I had yesterday was so good, I had another one today!
And here is a poem I composed about big azz subs:

BIG AZZ SUB

Big azz sub, I love you so
More then you could ever know
I love the way you fill my belly
I love you more then peanut butter and jelly

Big azz sub, you are DA MAN!
Gotta hold you with both of my hands
You're piled up high with cheese and meat
You got the taste that can't be beat

Big azz sub, you ain't no joke
I like to have you and a woolie to smoke
I can eat you each and every day
In my life you will always stay

Big azz sub, on you I munch
You're good for breakfast, dinner, or lunch
You're massively huge, you are the king
You knock skinny azz subs right out of the ring

Big azz sub, you are my friend
My satisfaction with you shall never end
But I write this poem with a little sorrow
Because I can't get a big azz sub until tomorrow

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thats one of the funniest things I've ever read in my entire life. thank you bob :lol:

:laugh: only you UBG

that's great

bwahaha Bob you da man!!!

Guess what I had for lunch today? Yep, anutter BIG AZZ SUB!!!:nod:

wow just wow, how long did it take you to write that??? :lol:

Not long. When I was younger I used to write poetry about love and beauty. Now I write poetry about my love for beautiful BIG AZZ SUBS! :rofl:

:stupid: :rofl: :kneeslap: :rofl: :kneeslap:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: for some reason i cant image you writing poetry

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(Second 10,000th post :w00t: )

- Justin

I've written some pretty heavy stuff. For example:

I love your face
I love your hands
Your eyes as black
As frying pans.

OR:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't