So ryan owes me a dollar...
 

so im sitting in my room, whilst my roommate (ryanfx) is laying in bed with his wife...i turn on some streaming 24/7 porn to make his wife uncomfortable, i bring up the subject of ATM's and a convo about it ensues, and this is how it went down..

E: yo ryanfx you homo-sauce, i bet you this girl goes ATM
R: how much?
E: one dollar
R: youre on

the stipulation at this point was it had to be straight ATM, no scene cutting
**patiently waiting**

E: there she goes!!!, AW PUCK, A SCENE CUT!!! YOU PUCKING SUCK!!!
R: hahahaha, your dollar is mine
E: cmon, just give it a taste
R: dont taste it
E: man up woman, put it in your mouth
R: dont do it..
E: there we go, do it, go...go...go...PUCK, ANOTHER MOTHER PUCKIN SCENE CUT, JUST PUT IT IN YOUR PUCKING MOUTH YOU WENCH!!!
R: haha
E: shut up you puck **more waiting**...here she goes, cmon no scene cut, stick with it, yes, closer, do it, YES, WOOOOOHOOOOOO, YES YES YES YES...YOUR DOLLAR IS MINE YOU PUCK!!!!!

this all happened just a matter of minutes ago, if anyone doesnt know what an ATM is or doesnt know my content edit of the word usage puck, PM me

And as punishment, you're going to have to listen to my incredibly large server humming in our apartment. Not only that, but I'll make sure it goes into it's bitch mode where it starts resonating our entire bed room because the fans are loose. Then I'll climb into bed with you and your gf, and give you a huge slap on the butt and run out laughing.

That or just go to bed because I'm retardedly exhausted. Go to bed you insomniac.

insomniac? it's only 1:15 pfft

Yes im a bitch



- Ryan (in bed being homo-sauce)

:rofl: :kneeslap: :rofl: :kneeslap:

lol shenanigans

BOO YAH...Making a Dollar the right way :dancing:

he hasnt paid yet, ill probably end up having to piss on his bed...

ttiwwp
[after]

:rofl:

k..go

:rofl:

x2. :rofl:

hahahaha thats great

Relationship drama... :supergay: :popcorn: