Dear Tech Support
 

Dear Tech Support, another 10 year old one hahahahahhahahahh

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0, and noticed a
distinct slow-down in overall system performance - particularly in the
Flower and Jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, MLB 3.0, NBA 4.0, NASCAR 4.2 and
Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate



Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http//www.I-Thought-You-Loved-Me.com" and
try to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0
update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is
a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is
an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory, and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

:rofl:

:lol:

very good, and true

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