The Bonzo poem
 

Watch out foos,
A new mod is in town
N' he'll huff n' he'll puff
N' blow off topic posts down

They call him Bonzo
He's a mean, moddin', machine
It's his number one goal
To keep this board clean

He's always on line
I mean, 24-7
Whether he's taking a dump
Or Slurpin' at 7-11

He's quick on the draw
That ain't no joke
He made 100 Dr Evils disappear
In a big puff of smoke

He's a keyboard ninja
Let's give him a hand
When it comes to locking threads
He is def DA MAN!

He does his job proudly
And with what he thinks is class
Now if he could just find a way
To separate his nose from Tim's azz! :mrgreen:

:funny: I knew this was comin too!!!

the third verse is the best one.

bahhahahaha

:rofl: :kneeslap:

thats too damn funny! :lol:

Great, I disappear for a few hours and I become UBG fodder. Not sure if I should be feel angry or feel special. :lol:


Now, the corrections….


***I’m not always online, it just seems that way. I never turn the home computer off so I am always on the list at the bottom. I figured I was honoring UBG by defying the ‘Stickboy’ and needlessly wasting electricity. http://www.pro-touring.com/forum/ima...ies/wedgie.gif I’ll try harder, let me run out and turn on some lights.


***There are no good 7-11s around here. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3.../Emos/nono.gif


***I’ve never used a computing or any other electronic device in the bathroom. It is the only consistently quiet room in my house. The only person who has been known to be on the interweb whilst simultaneously ‘dumping’ is none other uber-Admin NJSpeeder. That is so wrong on so many levels I can’t even fathom it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3.../Emos/c026.gif


***Ninja? You’ve met me. I’m no ninja, keyboard or otherwise. :grampsch:
The mere thought of it makes my hamstrings hurt. And get it straight, I delete posts. (Well, I might have locked 1). And thanks to your recent binge, I have deleted far more of yours than anyone else’s! Besides, someone has to do it. No one else was going to fix j0n’s hijacked classified thread when he complained. I’m like the designated driver so all the unwed & no-kids admins & mods can go out and play.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3.../Emos/a116.gif<-- typical mod & admin


***I’m no brown-noser. One would only do that if there was something to gain from it. And Tim obviously has nothing I want or need – my farts peddle more influence. In fact, Tim may be using me for some diabolical reason http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3.../Emos/c050.gif – sink your brain around that! On second thought, scratch that, that is giving him way too much credit. Hey, at least I don’t long for the presence of a man from time to time…ubG  what does the G stand for again? :lol:


...typical artist, taking random and large liberties with the truth! :cheers:


I pitty the foo.
http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/TV/2/mr-...61_150x225.jpg

Edit: Go buy a Camaro!

Stop wasting electricity and go plant a tree!

way to take the fun out of it

Way to miss the joke.:-?

oh my god

did not really see a joke in there :scratch:

anyone?

wow

Bunzo,
I said a lot of good things about you in that poem, and ya had to go and make a train wreck outa it. Oh well, maybe this will help:

BRICKA! BRACKA! FIRECRACKA!
SIS! BOOM! BAH!
BONZO HANSEN! BONZO HANSEN!
RAH! RAH! RAH! :mrgreen:

the last stanza (?) made me bust out laughin , another good poem by the woolie man

UBG FTW

I really just wanted to goof on Tim & Jeff, and have a little fun, but I missed the mark! :cry: :lol: :lol:


I agree!

:lol:

I gotcha loud and clear. I think some others got lost in the interpretation. But was Bob's hard work a poem, a haiku or a limerick? :?:

U did aw-ite. :nod:

i feel it was a free form poem, since it rhymed at times and other times it didnt :)

What choo talkin' 'bout? The second and forth line of each verse rhymed. I write REAL poetry! :nod: