DEAD MAN DRIVING!!!
 

So I'm coming home from work tonight, hammer down on Rt 287 in the fast lane, rocking the Caddy at about 80MPH. All of a sudden I come up on a dayum 80s-ish big azz Buick doing about 63, hogging up the fast lane. I move up close, won't get over. I blow my horn, won't get over. I would flash my high beams, but they don't work. So, I let out a string of curses, then when I get my chance I dump over to the middle lane to pass this azz. When I get up along side of him I look over, and I swear to God, a friggin' corpse was driving that car! The dood had to be at least 175 years old, and in the glow from the dashboard lights he looked REAL scary! I hope that guy was driving straight to a grave yard or funeral home!

LMAO

:rofl: i love your rants bob!!

im with her since i cant find the stupid smiley

:lol: +1!

You should have tossed a Jolt cola in his window, that might have perked him up a bit :)

- Justin

they finally started carrying it at the 7-11 by my house, little smaller cans than the "battery" ones they had but i'm not complaining

:rofl: thats some funny ****.

bahahaha i hate when ppl get in the fast lane and do anything less then 70 :lol: