joke scotty said
 

What do you say to a girl with 2 black eyes?







































Nothing, you already told her twice

funny, the first time I heard it...



















about 10 years ago

battered woman jokes huh? I'll play.

whats the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered women's shelter?















the dishes if she knows whats good for her!

Wow...anyone got any dead baby jokes to throw in here as well, while were on top of all this funny?

Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
It was hit by a truck.

* How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!

* How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!

* How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.

* What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.

* What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.

* Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!

what do you do when your dish washer stops working?

Kick her in the ass!

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?
To match the rest of the appliances in the kitchen.

Why don't women wear watches?





Because theirs a clock on the stove...

:roll:

how evil can we go without getting banned?!

idk but whats worse than 5 dead babies in a trash can?
...........
finding 1 dead baby in 5 trash cans


while we're at sick jokes,

a man has a conversation with his girlfriend
she says Jim im leaving you
Jim asks why
she responds because you're a pedophile
Jim says a pedophile? thats an aweful big word for a 10 year old