my reading comprehension ftl
 

well...im an idiot, lookin at a bottle of milk of magnesia, i quickly glance and see 1-2 and think nothing of it...so i go to my utensil drawer, pull out a tablesoon and take 2 big spoonfuls, i say ufk it and take another for good measure...go to put the bottle away and glance again to take 1 normal, 2 for fast work...of teaspoons...i had 3 tablespoons....ill report back shortly...

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:rofl::owned:

yikes!

and he has yet to come back...:shock:

Here comes the RUNS, doo, doo, doo, doo...:nod:

LMAO
my reading comprehension only owns me on streeetfire.net and sometimes here

half hour has gone by and im still fine...no shakes yet

u r gonna crap yourself in your sleep