Lawnmower DUI
 

Wow....some people are just stupid

http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpag...nmowerDUI.html

- Justin

Dammit Ron, I told you to quit messin around with those lawnmowers!!!!

some of my favorites

"was I speedin?"

"you can't drive a lawn mower on the highway"(thats a highway?!)

"I gotta get my wife some beer or shes gonna stab me in the face"

"I gotta piss"

and my favorite
"AHHHHHHHHHH I know my rights, I know my rights, Is it Illegal to cut grass?! AHHHH My wife's gonna kick your @ss!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

you know if it was ron he'd be rollin on 2 wheels :rofl:

He woulda gone offroad to outrun the cop. lol

hahahahahaah that was awesome

:rofl::rofl:lol lol:rofl: "Iknow my rights!!!!!"

WAS THAT THE HOST ON "ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER"!

dude with the caps lock!!!!!

I think the best part is when he nonchalantly tosses his beer can onto the lawn while talking to the cop....

- Justin

yea, that was great :rofl: he just tossed it over his shoulder :lol:

another good part was;

cop: how long have you been riding that lawnmower?

drunk guy: about two weeks.


LOL :rofl:

Well, his truck broke, and he had to get more beer somehow.....

- Justin