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outlandish lawsuits
got this email from a law school friend...7 reasons for tort reform
It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards"! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head So keep your head scratcher handy. Here are the Stella's for the past year: 7TH PLACE: Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son. 6TH PLACE: Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hub caps. 5TH PLACE: Terrence Dickson, of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT, days on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental Anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish. 4TH PLACE: Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun. 3RD PLACE: Third place goes to Amber Carson of Lancaster , Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113, 500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. What ever happened to people being responsible for their own actions? 2ND PLACE: Kara Walton, of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000....oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. Go figure. 1ST PLACE: This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herse lf a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down, $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home. |
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Wow, and wow. |
Too many crack head lawyers......
Grind em up in a meat grinder and fill all the pot holes with them. |
http://www.snopes.com/legal/lawsuits.asp
That email is about as real as the one going around stating the State Patrol is writing X amount of tickets per minute along major roads on a certain day to increase revenue |
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors...yinamerica.htm
well considering the number 1 lawsuit is completely false, I don't know how much truth there is to any of it. |
the problem is that even though they may come up false on snopes or another site, this country is effed up enoguh that we believe them, and can see it happening.
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here, i got one for you guys. bout a kid who was SLEEPING durring CLASS.
http://www.newstimes.com/ci_8557051?source=most_viewed nucking idiot |
The world is full of idiots. Might as well jump on the bandwagon and cash in. Why should all the morons get all the money? Darwin was soooo sooo effin wrong.
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I think the best lawsuit ever was the guy that sued the dry cleaner for like 10 million dollars, for messing up his one pair of pants. The dude that sued him? Yea, he was the local JUDGE.
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Since he was in Math class, lets do some math, shall we? 15 Year Old Boy + Sleeping In Class = Up Late at Night so... Up Late At Night + Extraordinary Bright Young Man = Computer Wiz therefore..... Computer Wiz + Up Late at Night = World of Warcraft because... We assume he does live in connecticut, and at 15 years old, he falls underneath the underage labor law, which he needs to be 16 to be working. It's a simple equation, really. :lol: |
thats crazy the companys should counter sue the people for being stupid as hell
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since most people don't know the facts of the Liebeck case, here it is, in black and white: http://www.caoc.com/CA/index.cfm?eve...wPage&pg=facts
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Regardless of what McD's says about the temperature of coffee the dumb bitch put it between her legs and it spilled while she was DRIVING. those 2 actions qualify her as being a moron and McD's shouldn't have had to pay her the 5 cents for the cup it was poured into.
This is a plain fact that ignorance is abundant and in the courts more then anywhere. |
P.S. J.M.
I wouldn't cheat off the guy that e-mailed that to you he obviously doesn't do much research. LOL. isn't that like 90% of what law is about, finding a case that happened in some far off location in another state so you can apply it to the current case in your state and get the client off... hahahah |
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- Justin |
well if you think about it... lets see, your trying to grip a styrofoam or even a paper cup between your legs when you pop the top it's like OMG!!.... the cup collapsed because I was SQUEEZING IT BETWEEN MY LEGS!!! Think about it.. Would you actually be that stupid, I mean Holy Crap what was she thinking???? OHHH thats right, She wasn't thinking about that which makes her incredibly stupid but also incredibly rich. Ya know, If was stupid, which I have been, And probably will be in the future I would not blame my own ignorance on someone else and cash in on it. Thats just messed up. It shows what some of this human race has turned into a bunch of money grubbing whores!!!
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thank you for making my post much shorter... :D
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well, that wasn't an email, that was me doing a little bit of research on the case. i found others that support , too. so, while you go around thinking you know it all, i take the time to make sure my facts are straight. i still think it's a frivolous lawsuit. the woman should have accepted her responsibility for her actions, but the temperature of the coffee was too high to trust to the general public. 180-190 degrees fahrenheit causes scalding, which could lead to 3rd degree burns. the fact that she had to have the burned skin removed turns my stomach, but it shows you how badly she was burned - by a cup of coffee. that's ridiculous.
typically lawsuis of this variety are supposed to show the rest of the industry what is acceptable and what isn't. as soon as people found out the truth about what it was that happened, everyone turned their thermostats down (ie, wendy's, burger king, et al). |
Then in going with that theory car makers should reduce the horsepower because some idiot decides to do 150 mph and kills himself. the family should sue the car manufacturer for giving him the ability to go that fast.
Maybe the gun companies should be sued when a crazy moron uses the gun to kill a bunch of innocent people and then himself. Wait I know I should sue the engineer of the bridge I used to jump off to paralyze myself and now and handicapped because he put the bridge over a river and it didn't kill me. People need to be responsible for their actions PERIOD. No exceptions, well it was TOO hot, if it wasn't so hot and spilled on her crotch she wouldn't have sued. BS. They should have laughed at her and told her to take a hike. Crap like this pisses me off. |
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i agree, people should be held responsible for their actions. but companies should also be held liable for their actions, and in this case the coffee was too hot. |
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