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COME ON! YOU WOULDA DONE IT, TOO!
OK, I went to the 7-11 in Morrisville Pennsyltucky tonight to git my evening beverage, and there was a HOT! HOT! HOT! HOTTIE! in line in front of me...blond, petite, yummy yummies, nice azz...and she was wearing a pair of sweat pants that had "TWO HAND TOUCH" lettered across the butt! Well, being the former military man I am, I am conditioned to follow orders, ESPECIALLY written ones! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....well, it's a good thing we were in Pennsyltucky, or I MIGHT be in jail right now....:rofl: And yes, there was a bird in that 7-11...A BIG GOOSE!!! :mrgreen:
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Did you get her number? :lol: - Justin |
No I wouldn't have done it...lol and I thought u were married???
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i saw this HOOOOOTTTTTY at a car dealership today. my buddy was checkin out a 2000 ls1 camaro and she had some tig ol' biddies. i was totally gunna throw a line or two at her but she seemed like the bitch type so i let her go. then i went to a small bar where this hottie works at that likes my **** so she hooked me and my boy up most! great times today
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way to follow orders airman, you made me proud ;)
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LAWLS nice one
UBG you need your own forum section or something hehe |
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Nice one bob! |
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i saw UBG in person once. He is not one to pick a fight with!! I heard that this one time, a Rattlesnake bit UBG, and the rattlesnake died |
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P.S. Nowhere did I state that I cared to know you, or any facts about you. Don't let the internet door hit you on the way out. |
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PS? your a geek lol |
wow thats a great insult, i give your e-c0ck +1 inch!
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:popcorn: (i dont even like popcorn)
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ahhh damn it! i was seriously settling in for a battle royal! oh well
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NOT!!!! Lissen man, you're the 6,458 th WWW TUFF! GUY this month who says they can/want to kick my azz. So, you have to take a number, and get in line like everybody else! And, due to time constraints, I no longer give the option of type of battle. I'm strictly doing steel cage matches these days, because I look so dayum cute in my new singlet. And foreign objects are allowed...my foreign object is a rabid Mexican that I keep in my pants, then I sic 'em on yer azz! And just for the record, if Mz Touch my Botte' had a "man," he prolly would have something to say about her choice of flaunt. But, being as it was Morrisville Pennsyltucky, if she had a boyfriend, the four toofer was prolly in one of Morrisville's many tabacky shops, getting his hack on. |
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