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unstable bob gable 06-11-2008 10:26 PM

COME ON! YOU WOULDA DONE IT, TOO!
 
OK, I went to the 7-11 in Morrisville Pennsyltucky tonight to git my evening beverage, and there was a HOT! HOT! HOT! HOTTIE! in line in front of me...blond, petite, yummy yummies, nice azz...and she was wearing a pair of sweat pants that had "TWO HAND TOUCH" lettered across the butt! Well, being the former military man I am, I am conditioned to follow orders, ESPECIALLY written ones! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....well, it's a good thing we were in Pennsyltucky, or I MIGHT be in jail right now....:rofl: And yes, there was a bird in that 7-11...A BIG GOOSE!!! :mrgreen:

Tru2Chevy 06-11-2008 10:30 PM

:shakes head:

Did you get her number? :lol:

- Justin

CamaroGirlie 06-11-2008 11:05 PM

No I wouldn't have done it...lol and I thought u were married???

sweetbmxrider 06-11-2008 11:19 PM

i saw this HOOOOOTTTTTY at a car dealership today. my buddy was checkin out a 2000 ls1 camaro and she had some tig ol' biddies. i was totally gunna throw a line or two at her but she seemed like the bitch type so i let her go. then i went to a small bar where this hottie works at that likes my **** so she hooked me and my boy up most! great times today

unstable bob gable 06-12-2008 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy (Post 454998)
:shakes head:

Did you get her number? :lol:

- Justin

Yeah, I got a number alright...:rofl:

unstable bob gable 06-12-2008 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by CamaroGirlie (Post 455009)
No I wouldn't have done it...lol and I thought u were married???

I waz only being a good solder and following orders! After all, she had her request in writing...:nod::lol::rofl:

JerzLT1 06-12-2008 02:12 AM

way to follow orders airman, you made me proud ;)

Saitin 06-12-2008 10:00 AM

LAWLS nice one
UBG you need your own forum section or something hehe

Savage_Messiah 06-12-2008 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Saitin (Post 455102)
LAWLS nice one
UBG you need your own forum section or something hehe

read his sig closer, lol

bcgetfresh 06-12-2008 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by unstable bob gable (Post 454997)
OK, I went to the 7-11 in Morrisville Pennsyltucky tonight to git my evening beverage, and there was a HOT! HOT! HOT! HOTTIE! in line in front of me...blond, petite, yummy yummies, nice azz...and she was wearing a pair of sweat pants that had "TWO HAND TOUCH" lettered across the butt! Well, being the former military man I am, I am conditioned to follow orders, ESPECIALLY written ones! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....well, it's a good thing we were in Pennsyltucky, or I MIGHT be in jail right now....:rofl: And yes, there was a bird in that 7-11...A BIG GOOSE!!! :mrgreen:

lucky her man wasnt in the isle and came over and beat ur ass cause i know i would have

Tsar 06-12-2008 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by bcgetfresh (Post 455106)
lucky her man wasnt in the isle and came over and beat ur ass cause i know i would have

I think UBG would take you. Now that would look silly...

Savage_Messiah 06-12-2008 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Tsar (Post 455107)
I think UBG would take you. Now that would look silly...

:stupid:

Knipps 06-12-2008 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah (Post 455111)
:stupid:

:werd:

Nice one bob!

98tadriver 06-12-2008 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsar (Post 455107)
I think UBG would take you. Now that would look silly...

:stupid:

i saw UBG in person once. He is not one to pick a fight with!! I heard that this one time, a Rattlesnake bit UBG, and the rattlesnake died

Tsar 06-12-2008 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 98tadriver (Post 455131)
:stupid:

i saw UBG in person once. He is not one to pick a fight with!! I heard that this one time, a Rattlesnake bit UBG, and the rattlesnake died

UBG doesn't tea bag the ladies, he potato sacks them. :nod:

bcgetfresh 06-12-2008 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsar (Post 455107)
I think UBG would take you. Now that would look silly...

you dont kno me, and what type of guy does that...a former military man? you think he would show more respect.

Tsar 06-12-2008 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by bcgetfresh (Post 455159)
you dont kno me, and what type of guy does that...a former military man? you think he would show more respect.

ohh, I'm sorry mister badass 20 year old that can kick everyone ass. :lol:




P.S. Nowhere did I state that I cared to know you, or any facts about you. Don't let the internet door hit you on the way out.

qwikz28 06-12-2008 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by bcgetfresh (Post 455159)
you dont kno me, and what type of guy does that...a former military man? you think he would show more respect.

he wasn't serious. why would he publically post about sexual harassment?

WildBillyT 06-12-2008 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by qwikz28 (Post 455162)
he wasn't serious. why would he publically post about sexual harassment?

Actually, I think it it's fourth degree sexual assault.

bcgetfresh 06-12-2008 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsar (Post 455160)
ohh, I'm sorry mister badass 20 year old that can kick everyone ass. :lol:




P.S. Nowhere did I state that I cared to know you, or any facts about you. Don't let the internet door hit you on the way out.

yup thats me..


PS? your a geek lol

Tsar 06-12-2008 04:08 PM

wow thats a great insult, i give your e-c0ck +1 inch!

sweetbmxrider 06-12-2008 06:44 PM

:popcorn: (i dont even like popcorn)

Tsar 06-12-2008 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetbmxrider (Post 455199)
:popcorn: (i dont even like popcorn)

There's no need for popcorn, as soon as the newb gets his panties in a wad this thread will be locked down by the mods. I'm not allowed to be mean to people anymore, unlike the good old days :lol:

sweetbmxrider 06-12-2008 09:03 PM

ahhh damn it! i was seriously settling in for a battle royal! oh well

unstable bob gable 06-12-2008 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by bcgetfresh (Post 455106)
lucky her man wasnt in the isle and came over and beat ur ass cause i know i would have

*GULP!* YOU SCARED ME! STOP IT, OR YOU'LL MAKE ME CRY!
NOT!!!!
Lissen man, you're the 6,458 th WWW TUFF! GUY this month who says they can/want to kick my azz. So, you have to take a number, and get in line like everybody else! And, due to time constraints, I no longer give the option of type of battle. I'm strictly doing steel cage matches these days, because I look so dayum cute in my new singlet. And foreign objects are allowed...my foreign object is a rabid Mexican that I keep in my pants, then I sic 'em on yer azz!

And just for the record, if Mz Touch my Botte' had a "man," he prolly would have something to say about her choice of flaunt. But, being as it was Morrisville Pennsyltucky, if she had a boyfriend, the four toofer was prolly in one of Morrisville's many tabacky shops, getting his hack on.


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