COME ON! YOU WOULDA DONE IT, TOO!
 

OK, I went to the 7-11 in Morrisville Pennsyltucky tonight to git my evening beverage, and there was a HOT! HOT! HOT! HOTTIE! in line in front of me...blond, petite, yummy yummies, nice azz...and she was wearing a pair of sweat pants that had "TWO HAND TOUCH" lettered across the butt! Well, being the former military man I am, I am conditioned to follow orders, ESPECIALLY written ones! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....well, it's a good thing we were in Pennsyltucky, or I MIGHT be in jail right now....:rofl: And yes, there was a bird in that 7-11...A BIG GOOSE!!! :mrgreen:

:shakes head:

Did you get her number? :lol:

- Justin

No I wouldn't have done it...lol and I thought u were married???

i saw this HOOOOOTTTTTY at a car dealership today. my buddy was checkin out a 2000 ls1 camaro and she had some tig ol' biddies. i was totally gunna throw a line or two at her but she seemed like the bitch type so i let her go. then i went to a small bar where this hottie works at that likes my **** so she hooked me and my boy up most! great times today

Yeah, I got a number alright...:rofl:

I waz only being a good solder and following orders! After all, she had her request in writing...:nod::lol::rofl:

way to follow orders airman, you made me proud ;)

LAWLS nice one
UBG you need your own forum section or something hehe

read his sig closer, lol

lucky her man wasnt in the isle and came over and beat ur ass cause i know i would have

I think UBG would take you. Now that would look silly...

:stupid:

:werd:

Nice one bob!

:stupid:

i saw UBG in person once. He is not one to pick a fight with!! I heard that this one time, a Rattlesnake bit UBG, and the rattlesnake died

UBG doesn't tea bag the ladies, he potato sacks them. :nod:

you dont kno me, and what type of guy does that...a former military man? you think he would show more respect.

ohh, I'm sorry mister badass 20 year old that can kick everyone ass. :lol:




P.S. Nowhere did I state that I cared to know you, or any facts about you. Don't let the internet door hit you on the way out.

he wasn't serious. why would he publically post about sexual harassment?

Actually, I think it it's fourth degree sexual assault.

yup thats me..


PS? your a geek lol

wow thats a great insult, i give your e-c0ck +1 inch!

:popcorn: (i dont even like popcorn)

There's no need for popcorn, as soon as the newb gets his panties in a wad this thread will be locked down by the mods. I'm not allowed to be mean to people anymore, unlike the good old days :lol:

ahhh damn it! i was seriously settling in for a battle royal! oh well

*GULP!* YOU SCARED ME! STOP IT, OR YOU'LL MAKE ME CRY!
NOT!!!!
Lissen man, you're the 6,458 th WWW TUFF! GUY this month who says they can/want to kick my azz. So, you have to take a number, and get in line like everybody else! And, due to time constraints, I no longer give the option of type of battle. I'm strictly doing steel cage matches these days, because I look so dayum cute in my new singlet. And foreign objects are allowed...my foreign object is a rabid Mexican that I keep in my pants, then I sic 'em on yer azz!

And just for the record, if Mz Touch my Botte' had a "man," he prolly would have something to say about her choice of flaunt. But, being as it was Morrisville Pennsyltucky, if she had a boyfriend, the four toofer was prolly in one of Morrisville's many tabacky shops, getting his hack on.