Call me George Costanza
 

Its 1:20 and I just realized I'm George Costanza.
Back story:
Last two nights I've hung out with the same girl. First time I kinda took care of her cause she was too drunk, second time she woke me up at 3 am, brought beer, hung out, talked, then messed with her ex-boyfriends dorm door. (Who happens to be an RA)
This afternoon, I was working on a paper and watching the Giants game. I get a text message from the same girl saying "You're awesome : )" Due to my distracted state, my reply was "thanks" No funny banter back to her, no witty comments, just "thanks"
11 hours later, it dawns on me. I've turned into George Costanza. I seriously might as well shrink 5 inches, shave my head into a horseshoe style balding pattern, and live with my parents till my mid thirties.

I really hope you all get a laugh out of this, at least that would make me feel less like a total jackass.

congrats. you blew it.

LOL i find myself comparing my life to that shwo alllllll the time.. one of the best shwos ever

Its not to late you can still recover!

Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom ever, mostly because everyone can relate to the characters.

I'm really going to have to pull a MJ/Tiger style clutch performance next time I see her if want don't want to enter that "friend" zone.
I will now go drink myself back to sleep.

Oh yeah, because you're REALLY one to give advice.

:lol:

:lol:

if this is your first offense, its not over yet

See?

Eh, I wouldn't worry about it. Girls are so into playing games these days, she probably just thinks you're playing hard to get, or being mysterious, or whatever BS they come up with.

A very Tim Duncan like performance today when I saw her. Solid, yet unspectacular. Did what I had to do considering she was with her friends.

I think I'm just going to start doing the opposite of whatever my first instincts are. It work for George, it can work for me.

If you really want to be like George, eat a sandwich and watch TV when you "get it done". LOL.

Actually, tried to eat while having sex but was caught then thrown out.
Toward the end of the episode, he meets the Elanes friend who was cooking, and then they did it on the kitchen floor.