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Ed was riding his motorcycle along a California road when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

Ed pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

Ed thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that all men could understand women; We want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives us the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how we can make a woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'