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Things We Say While working on our Cars
I saw this on my Grand Prix forums figured I'd bring a taste of it over here
Basically just post up what is normally said while working on your car good and bad it doens't matter. Lets give it a shot.. "Here weird engine noises or rattleing ... Turns music up Hey it went away (in my head f**k i gotta look at that later)" "This part isn't critical neither important either you dont need to or it can wait" "You dont need that (tosses nut,bolt,part,ect...)" "YOU ATE ANOTHER 10mm/13mm/ 1/2in / 15mm WTF!!!!!" "Where does this part go I have recollection here" "*drops something* listens for clank. checks beneath car. looks back in engine bay. checks beneath car again hoping that somehow terminal velocity in the engine bay is slower than the rest of the world. acceptance kicks in. swearing proceeds." |
"hmmm do I need EGR or AIR, well they will be a pain to reinstall, sooooo fook that"
Or, "hmm maybe I should install the EWP into the ignition switch" |
Or realizing after doing something major, that you have a large pile of nuts/bolts without a home, but the damn thing runs fine......
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"**** **** mother****er **** son of a ****"
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****in opti :lol:
finaggle it in there get the bigger hammer **** it, i'll fix it tomorrow. |
goddamn mother ****ing stupid ass car.
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Just about there... *clank*
****ING HEADER BOLT... JUST ****ING DO THAT, DO EXACTLY THAT. **** ME. |
where did this come from
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The land of randomness.
And this one, last spark plug after a head/cam swap. Don't cross thread it and don't snap it, ok ok, *clink* and half a spark plug falls down. ****!!! |
**** **** **** **** **** **** is what i say every time i touch my car
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where did that ****ing bolt walk off to now?
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(As I'm trying to reach the back intake manifold bolts)
"****!!!!" I then go and grab a pair of snips and cut off those ****ing plastic things that protrude downward that the GM engineer thought would be a very hilarious prank. That *******. |
( The first start up after cam)
"Should I put teh hood on or catback? " **** no! Annnnd my neighborhood hates me now. |
"Please let THIS transmission stay together"
"I wonder how long it will take me to break this" Quote:
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Hey look spares! ... ? That wasnt like that before was it, shh... hide the evidence
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Yup, been through 4 or 5 header installs, and by the end of the day its a miracle if any words out of my mouth are polite.
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"GOD ****ING DAMMIT WHERE THE **** DID THE ****ING BOLT GO **** THIS STUPID ****ING PIECE OF **** FORD IM SELLING THIS PILE OF **** **** **** GOD DAMMIT **** YOU MOTHER****ER"
that sums up my rocker installation |
**** this.
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when i had my other car
"who stole my other two cyclinders" |
How can this mother****ing piece of **** STILL have more GOD DAMN SAND in it? IT BARELY HAS ANY SHEETMETAL LEFT ON IT.
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Psh, **** this, Im never doing this **** again, this is for the ****ign birds.... ( two weeks later) WTF!!!!! again!!!!???
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im doing plugs and wires.... so ill need a case of beer, a lot of bandaids, some neosporen, a change of clothes, and a clown
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"F this im going back inside" as my car sits another year on jack stands ha ha
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" **** i broke it!!!!... piece of ****!!!..... (sigh)...oh well time to upgrade... hmmm, What else does it look like i need to break...."
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