ok...so ive been out of the cnn loop...
 

someone cliff me on the whole Israel/hamas/gaza thing going on right now...no, biased opinions please :)

cease-fire treaty ends, hamas shoots rockets @ Israel, boom, Israel fires rockets @ hamas, boom, Israel sends troops into gaza, more boom

in a nutshell....or bomb shell... :rofl:

started like this:argue:turned into this :fireguns::bang: with alot of innocent people ended up like this :angel: messed up world :shrug:

it's crazy i tell you, it's crazy

we are all so creative with our descriptions tonight

Simple version:

UN says 'You guys stop shooting at each other'
Israel/Hamas 'I'll stop when he does!' in unison while pointing at each other
UN 'Well stop it now or we will take action!' trying to be tough
Israel/Hamas 'We will agree to the cease fire as long as we can keep fighting'
UN 'Ummmm OK. Just take a long lunch so we can get some shopping done'
Israel/Hamas 'OK'

Basically all you have to do is make the voices speaking those of a bunch of second graders arguing over who started it and you have the full scope of the situation.

israel has an underground missile launcher thing.
palestine doesn't know where it is.
palestine bombs everywhere trying to find missile launcher thing.
chaos ensues.

the joke is on Palestine because the Israel missile site is out of the range of Palestine's rockets :lol:

Same **** that has been going on for 50 years.

I still find it HILARIOUS that when they were given a chance to vote in a democratic election, they voted in Hammas...hilarious.
Blew up in America's face big time.

I wish all news was this informative and entertaining. Maybe we should start our own news forum for the gurus to splain it to the not so gurus.

this just gave me the greatest idea for a website...

.. just use posts like these to explain some of the bigger news stories of the day / week...i think it would be a different a somewhat more entertaining way to read the news haha

Like daily news or the colbert report?

It's crazy as hell! It's pandemonium 2009!

only with smileys

she catches my drift... i think i may actually do it...hmmm whats a good name haha

emotinews..

thats funny... i just registered it and then came on here and saw that

well you know what they say about great minds..

They taste good with Chianti?

i was going to say something smart assed but i decided not too... i figured id let someone else take the spotlight :)

so who wants to be a writer for emotinews? :-p

:wavey:

you've seen my work :mrgreen:
how much is the pay?

haha well if your interested lemme know ill be glad to share any advertising revenue with you

In Palestine's defense, they will eventually be right by using this method. lol

What is bothering me about this whole situation is that both sides have been busted by the UN for hiding weapons, munitions, and soldiers in schools and religious structures. I am not gonna blame one side or the other for hitting buildings that wound and kill innocent bystanders if they were put in harms way by their own military and government. I will blame each side for using their own people as shields and blaming the other side for the result.

This whole conflict serious makes me think of a bunch of little kids arguing.