Whats the craziest pick-up line you've used
 

I wanna know whats the most out there, rediculous thing you guys/girls have said to get the opposite sexs number or more.

One of my favorites was I was with a friend and we walked up to this guy and a girl he was with my buddy started playing homo to throw the guy off and I said "So, I wanna talk about vagina" (courtessy Joe from family guy)
some others
"So me and my buddy are out picking up chicks, you should come with us"
"I've got a problem you might be able to help me with, I've got raging wood and it won't go away"
after I get the number I have other **** like
"So I was eating this good ass cheesesteak and the meat reminded me of you"
"I was checking my mail and I got a coupon for a free blow job, it had your address for the return" if she makes a wise ass coment about it being from someone else "but it has a picture of you holding up what looks to be a golf ball stuck in a garden hose"
"I'm thinking arby's, drop your pants"
"I was out and have this girl all rubbin on my balls, your gonna have to come down here and show her how its done"
If it goes to far and she gets mad
"Calm your harmones, its just a joke"

and for the "lets just be friends" crap
"If you can't f**k a friend who can you f**k?"

just a few, can't be laying out all my cards. lets hear your funnies

"Hey, everyone calls me Big C, wanna go find out why?"

"plug?"

LOL

"what do you drive, ehhhhhh I guess I could deal with that"

you have nice eyes...wanna F?

I'm talking about things you've actually said to a person of the pposite sex and gotten a number/kiss/F out of it

How to know your life sucks, #5464232:

Your name is bubba

How to know you life sucks, #5464233:

Even sheep wont **** you without pickup lines

i'm sorry but I'd rather not hit on drunk girls like some people, i don't support rape...There ain't nothing wrong with being able to walk up to a group of girls and take your pick

Excuse my but do you raise chickens?

Because you sure know how to raise my "C"

nah it would be so much better if you said "hey miss, do you raise hens? cause my rooster can smell you from here"

like ta350's response there better bubba

yes his is much funnier, but you gotta try to be a little smooth :lol:

I used "hello", worked everytime. Shocking, I know.....




noobs.

:werdmelissa:

can you point me to the nearest (any store they might know)? (if she directs you) Can i have your number just in case i get lost lol. workssss

:nod:

:stupid:

Take your stuff out and say, "what are we going to do about this"
Good old jim kelly style.

I'm at a costume party dressed like a pirate -

"let me show you why they call me Captain hook".

Your dick that bent?

So tell me, do you prefer being maced or tasered?

if u want to know the best pick up lines, just watch The Night at the Roxbury

I would drink your bath water.

I saw some epicness last night at our mixer
Guy: I think you should come home with me
Girl: I wish i could but i dont think my boyfriend would like that
Guy then grabs her hand and says: I dont see a ring on your ****in hand

I think they just woke up, he made me proud