| DaSkinnyGuy |
03-08-2009 09:13 PM |
Wanna laugh heres how to introduce yourself on a forum
This is on carolinas car enthusiast site carolinarides.com this guy just signed up recently and this is how he introduced himself with his first post / thread. the admin couldnt stop rereading it he was laughing so much.
"So like, is this a car enthusiast site? Are you all enthused? So like, if I had a car that enthused me would I be an enthusiast, too? My car doesn't really enthuse me. It's an SUV. I guess if I took it off-road I would get enthused. I can't take it off-road because it's my only means of transportation and I would break something and then I would have to pay to fix it but because of the economy I can't pay to fix anything, much less my SUV so I better just keep it on the road so as I don't dip into my money that I save up for rainy days. When it rains that is a good time to go off-road and get into the mud. Do you need mud tires to go into the mud or will street racers do? Are they made from the same rubber? If they are then why don't mud tires work on race courses? Have you ever raced on a mud course? Are mud courses open in the summer time when there isn't any rain? Can you drag race in the rain? What if like when you drag race in the rain and the parachute comes out to stop the car the rain makes it so heavey it just comes out and falls on the drag strip and doesn't stop the car and the car rolls off the drag strip into the mud and then the drag racer becomes a drag mudder? What if the drag car driver put mud tires on the back of his car in case that happened? Would his car be louder? What if you put a lift kit on a drag car? I wonder what those rims that spin would look like going 274.86 mph in a 1/4 mile. Have you ever been on a drag strip? Do you have rims that spin?
Well, good talking to you guys. I hope to hear from all of you."
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