I was telling people about my first sexual experience...
 

In class today, forget how the conversation got to that, but figured i would share with the world since everyone seems to judge me now because of it. At the time, I was 12, and I lived in my first house in west trenton, anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing video games with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

:rofl:

reminds me of my first time

This is getting taken down. But Funny as hell you da man brotha!:rofl:

i laughed lol mine wasn't as bad. i was a few months from turning 13 and she was turning 16 in a month. but it was by the side of a lake in wildwood. good times

:lol:

well played

hahahaaa

At first I thought this was gonna be down right illeagal.

im lol'ing

haha madness im laughing at your sig

i had a boner

i love it...i remember my first time....amazin...i saw the thread and laughed before even opened it...

lol thats not bad....coulda had the girls little brother walk in on u....twice :shifty:

twice??? what did he like what he saw the first time and came back for more? wtf is that ****? lol

kinda disappointed only like 3 people in the thread get the joke..

lol im sure more people get it but just arent posting bout it

first time he didnt know, second time he thought we were done and wanted me to move my car out of the way so he could play basketball lol

thats great man :lol:

hahah thats great

****in kids nowadays

along the same lines

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896273

then explain what the joke was cause this whole thread just seems retarded