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Slo86Bird 12-08-2009 07:25 PM

mastercard wedding.
 
DON'T BLAME ME BLAME MASTER CARD


Master Card Wedding





You got to love this guy...
This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University .
It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them
at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family
and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.




Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy
of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail
them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face
when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money
can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD


A Mastercard Wedding

'Life isn't like a bowl
of cherries or peaches,
it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--

what you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow......'







pics dont copy for some reason but they werent anything special.

jts98z28 12-08-2009 07:31 PM

lmao doubt theyll make a commercial out of it but it wood be hilarious if they did

ZeroCool8891 12-08-2009 08:09 PM

NICE.

ryanfx 12-08-2009 08:23 PM

This one's only 8 years old or so.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/sex...ercard_wed.htm

you guys ever see that youtube video of the turbo van beating the camaro?

Brendan713 12-08-2009 08:34 PM

my god i love it!!!

sweetbmxrider 12-08-2009 08:39 PM

ryanfx for the expected WIN!

and yes, go on about said van....

BigRocsFirebird 12-08-2009 09:06 PM

haha that's funny

69BirdX 12-08-2009 09:13 PM

THey talked about his on preston and steve. It's a story that's been told a million times and for a long time.

91chevywt 12-08-2009 09:26 PM

wish i could get revenge like that sometimes

CamaroJoe1987 12-08-2009 10:01 PM

lmfao!

DaSkinnyGuy 12-08-2009 10:08 PM

wow so simple it would work so well

ryanfx 12-08-2009 10:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX3lU6r8I9g

sweetbmxrider 12-09-2009 07:25 AM

is there a story behind it?

WildBillyT 12-09-2009 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ryanfx (Post 662745)

Quote:

i remember dl'ing this video off Kazaa
LOL

Little G 12-10-2009 07:38 AM

I remember reading this on Prodigy

g

madness410 12-11-2009 10:50 AM

why oh why oh why did this guy not video tape this..

NastyEllEssWon 12-11-2009 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madness410 (Post 663551)
why oh why oh why did this guy not video tape this..






because RIF. its an urban legend that been told for at least the last 15 years

ryanfx 12-11-2009 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madness410 (Post 663551)
why oh why oh why did this guy not video tape this..

Does no one read my comments anymore?

WildBillyT 12-11-2009 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madness410 (Post 663551)
why oh why oh why did this guy not video tape this..

Somebody did. They are just having a hard time upconverting from Betamax to WMV.

maroman88 12-11-2009 03:19 PM

hahahhaha aweosme

Featherburner 12-11-2009 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ryanfx (Post 663591)
Does no one read my comments anymore?

Sure we do. So, can you comment on why he didn't video tape this? :lol:

ryanfx 12-11-2009 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Featherburner (Post 663673)
Sure we do. So, can you comment on why he didn't video tape this? :lol:

::head explodes::

BigRocsFirebird 12-11-2009 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ryanfx (Post 663743)
::head explodes::

that's a mess


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