No wonder why 3rdgenners are thought to be idiots.
 

Please see page 4 http://www.thirdgen.org/techboard/th...ml#post4535777

ninetyone posts ripping imports blah blah blah, then goes onto say his brother's 91 Formy with a stock 305 w/paxton can lift the tires a few inches off the ground going down the highway :doh::rofl: Really? Are people that ****ing stupid?

I think you might be a bit confused....... Vin Diesel did it in Fas and the Furious 4! He even pulled both tires while on dirt!

If Vin can do it..... it can happen!

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/0/vinmovie.jpg

:rofl:

:rofl: You see his latest gem of a post. Apparently our cars can beat most bikes....

I can only pull the wheels about 1" off the ground up till about 110 mph:burnout:, but after that (up to about 195 mph) I can't seem to pull it off. I gonna start using PREMIUM GAS to see if that helps! 3rd Gens RULE.:mrgreen:

Gotta love it.

lulz

Dude! that reminds me of my discussions with Bi Gal for some reason. :lol:

Funny, to this day two fastest cars on the track I've seen, that were driven to the track, were both 4 bangers (CRX and 1st gen DSM). Granted I've been to the track less than ten times so my experience isn't all that great, but still.

Now I'm being told my car should be a low 11 second car :lol:

C'mon guys, back me up :rofl::D

Well..... if you get new muffler bearings and synthetic blinker fluid you could do that.

If you ran winter air in your tires in the summer..... or better yet, helium... it would probably pull the wheels the whole length of the track!

haha...thanks for my laugh of the night

omg... im registering just to get in on this...

Keep this going, I'm getting my popcorn!

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Now your just being stupid! You need real world items like High Speed Windshield Wipers(less drag), a 7 year old driver(weight reduction), a set of 195/80/13" tires(less rolling resistance) and an extra can Heinz Pork & Beans in the gas tank. I've heard that it gives you the best gas and it comes out of my ass with awesome force, so it can't hurt(well it does some times)!:shock:

dude just post a vid of bill's car pullin the wheels and tell him he's right, its a stock 305 too.

seriously though, he is asking why you have to lie about your car not being stupid fast? like wtf? and he had wheelie bars and a chute on a car doin 11's????? wtffffffff ahhhhhhhhhh

:rofl:

High Speed Windshield Wipers require an NHRA license don't they?

Epic thread

nice post over there Josh. HAHA

Yeah I'm lying by saying it's not an 11 second beast :lol:

:werd:

he runs 8s with no wheelie bar or chute.... my head is about to explode with the amount of stupidity that im reading

Surprised the TGO troll alarm didn't go off ....

Uh-oh Josh, he's talking trash on you now, lol.

that guy is awsome, what a tool

Your 5 speed post is FTW

Edit- so is Frosty's "I ACTUALLY OWN A SUPERCHARGED L98" post.

he can come race me and ill Fred Flintstone my car down the track faster than his

:rofl: this guy is awesome! i'm buying a turd and having him proper the tune and mod the turbo for charging + stock exhaust manifolds.

CALL OUTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! woooot!