Booty Calls
 

How do you know when their legit?


Im so pissed right now :evil:

lol so sad my friend :playboy:

I guess that thing with the chicks was a no-go eh?

Re: Booty Calls
 

When they call YOU. Not the other way around.

Re: Booty Calls
 

I swear I didnt call, they came looking for me, and I was set up as one big joke.

That sux man, I feel for ya.

- Justin

shoulda knocked their teeth out!














jk

or a nine iron full swing to the uterus :twisted:












j/k too :lol:

as long as the proposed girl was hot you shouldnt feel bad, but if she wasnt and you were gonna hook up with her, youre screwed

Re: Booty Calls
 

Do you need help planning some revenge? not j/k
You might as well keep calling her and asking her out. Talk to all her friends, just piss them all off and before the last straw tell her it was a little revenge for the joke they played on you. Wink and leave em.

Even if the girl calls you it doesn't always end the way the booty call was intended for. Ive been there alex but you know what there isnt enough time to get pissed at them just let me know where they live and i decorate their lawn. (if you want to know what im talking about IM me)

Eh, I did a nice 2 wheel squeel down the road, and a chirp that put me sideways. She IM'd me later saying dam your car is loud.

It was just a ploy to get me to come over and hang out with her friends :evil:

(I purposly turned off traction controll before I rolled out)

you ever see what mud and snow tires do to a lawn? i could show you in the bronco :twisted:

.....or powdered soap....

Or an MRE bomb. You get me the MREs, and I teach you how to make them a bomb. "THEY WONT COME OUT?! WE'LL SMOKE 'EM OUT!!" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

If you're going to use MRE's, just hand em Number 4 - Omlette. That's nasty enough to make anyone want to leave the immediate area. Smells like cat food and tastes worse.

whats an MRE and whats a number 4 omlette?

i agree...its like a very tender slimy fish just pulled from the raritan river...after being injected with the liquid that drains out from landfills

Military term for Meals Ready to Eat. And their supposed to be cooked by heating them in water I think.

exactly what is that suppposed to mean? :x

Don't worry hun.....that feeling hasn't occured in well over a year :mwah: :wink:

- Justin

yea that's what i thought :angel:

oh get a room you two :lol: