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Jerry Springer Show Guest Application
Okay, this isn't really an application to the Jerry Springer Show, but it sure could be :D
SPRINGER APPLICATION Guest Application for The Jerry Springer Show Personal information: Name_______ Nickname_________ CB Handle_________ Yore Mama_________ Yore Daddy (if known)___________ Spouse's Name_________* *Relationship to spouse: ___Sister __Brother __Mother __Father __Pet __Aunt __uncle Occupation: __unemployed Mechanic ___Gun show Dealer __Slci nhead Number of Children in Household__ Number that are yours__ Circle Highest Level of Education: 1 2 3 4 how Far is Your Mobile Home From a Paved Road: ___ 1 mi. ___5 mi. ___? Number of Times You Have Survived a Tornado: __ Number of vehicles Owned__ Number on Cement Blocks__ Truck Equipment: __Gun Rack __Pit Bull __Spit Cup __Fuzzy Dice __Rebel Flag__ Naked woman Mudflaps NWO and/or NRA sticker Weapons Owned: ___Tire iron __Pick Handle ___Beer Bottle ___Shotgun Number of Dogs Owned: __ Number of Homemade Tattoos____ Which of the Following Appliances are in your Front Yard: ___Frigerator____Heatin Stove ___Warsher ___TV ___Freezer How Many of the Above Appliances work: __ Fav-o-rite Recreation: ___Drinkin ___Cow Chip Throwin ___Possum Huntin___Crawdad Huntin __Spittin Backy __Scratchin __Watchin wrasslin If You Can Read, which Magazines Do you Prefer: __soap opera Digest ___NWA ___Rifle and Shotgun ____NWA ___TV Guide ___National Enquirer __True confessions SPRINGER APPLICATION which stinks worse: __Hogpen __outhouse __Spouse can you Spell Your Last Name:__Yup __Nope can you Remember Your Last Name: __Yup __Nope Have you Ever stayed sober for More Than one Day: __Yup __Nope Do you Know Any words with More Than 4 Letters: __Yup __Nope which is Correct: __"I seed Him" or __"I seen Him" how Many cartons of cigarettes do you Smoke a Day? __ Math Test: how Many Food stamps do the Following Cost? __six Pack __ciggies __shotgun shells __Backy__ Prosti tute__ Number of Times You've seen: __a ufo __ Elvis__Elvis in a ufo Health Questionaire: which of the Following do you Have? __Head Lice __B.o. __crabs __Runny Nose__Boils Can you Remember the Last Time you Bathed? __Yup__Nope Color of Teeth: __Yellow __Brown __Black __N/A I hereby swear this is the trooth and sign my "x" on ___20_ page 2 Oh, and is there somethign wrong with Edison, the Applebees, or did I just pick a bad day to decide to simply drop by there, and maybe meet a few folks live and in person there :?: |
bwahahaha great application...and i dropped a post in your other thread...i think the problem is gunna be the time frame
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Got to thank one of the guys I work with for that one.
And about the other thread, I can adjust my arrival time, so that it's more convenient to a larger number of people. I realize that most people aren't off from work or school on a Friday like I am, so if you go to the 'Anyone Going To Be Near Applebees' thread, you'll see I suggested some alternative arrival times. |
now thats funny....lol :lol: :lol:
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