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> The Husband Super Store
>
> Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a
> husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men
> increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once
> you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor;
> if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the
> place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping
centre
> to find some husbands...
>
> First floor
> The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The
women
> read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a
> job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
>
> Second floor
> The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
> extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's
> further up?"
>
> Third floor
> This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
> looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women,
> "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
>
> Fourth floor
> This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
> are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a
> strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what
> must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
>
> Fifth floor
> The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to
> prove that women are f*ing impossible to please. The exit is to your left,
> we hope you fall down the stairs." :lol:
>