I need to make a translator for all these shortcut languages

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Really though, it's human to take shortcuts, don't take offence to it.
If anybody's aloud to have crappy spelling it's the engineers of this world! My dad is a crossword/scrabble genius. We only play maybe once a year but when we do he blows me out of the water. I think he's read the dictionary but I can't get him to admit to it. His awesome spelling and word vocabulary has converted me. I use
www.dictionary.com at least 3 times a day. Infact I used it with this reply! (insert laughs at self here) I couldn't even spell genius, I thought there was an o somewhere
edit: I just found another poor grammatical error in the above reply. aloud should read allowed

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